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0:00Well, uh, maybe it's my imagination, but I have this horrible feeling that the painting that I have hanging in my living room is leaning a little bit to the right.0:08I'm still complaining really matter right now!0:10It's just a dash!0:12What do you think you're doing? You can't interrupt my big speech!0:15You're the one who interrupted, you hopeless idiot! I wanted my speech to be precise and exact!0:21It's ruined. I want to die.0:24No, it can't be seven! Say eight damn it! Eight is better!0:27What the hell?0:29It's physically impossible to cut the number seven in half and make it symmetrical!0:32It has to be eight instead!0:34Eight cut in half vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical!0:40Take it back.0:41I beg you, you...0:42Just say eight, please.0:44What if I didn't fold the toilet paper?0:46Something like that could ruin my life forever.0:48I can't be defeated by toilet paper.0:49If I turned my back on this, I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore.0:52Then die already!0:53Ha ha ha!0:55I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen!0:59I need symmetry!1:00Maybe I should've listened to my father!1:02He tried to pick out a good weapon for me...1:05But I refused to listen to him...1:07STUBBORN!1:09DANG IT!1:13Look at the Pharaoh closely...1:15He is...1:17...perfectly symmetrical in every way...1:23I'm useless garbage. I'm a horrible, disgusting person who doesn't deserve to live another day.1:43One, obviously, because I refuse to back down until I'm number one.1:46And mine is eight because of its perfect symmetry.1:53Why are your breasts still two different sizes?