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0:00That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry.0:04When I hold you both, I'm completely balanced on the right and left.0:07It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other, though.0:11Your hairstyles and height, for example.0:15Even your boobs are different sizes!0:17I'll bet a sword as powerful as this one has absolutely flawless symmetry.0:21Oh, symmetry.0:22Kick your legs up to a 90 degree angle!0:24They should match perfectly!0:26Yay!0:27How embarrassing.0:28No, I can't go on like this. I should die0:34How could this happen did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle0:44Balance between left and right perfect symmetry that is what is most important in this world0:54Now it's on to school come on Liz Patty, let's go0:58Now you suddenly in a big rush to go What the point in hurrying We already three hours late1:07You idiot! I told you to wait, didn't I?1:12If you want to do damage to the other ship, you have to ram them in the middle!1:15How long do you have to talk about symmetry anyway?1:18Three strikes on the left side of your hair and none on the right?1:21That doesn't look symmetrical to me!1:23Idiot, what do you think you're doing?1:26Eyebrow grooming is to be left up to me!1:29What happens if the left and right sides are uneven?1:31Kid, do you remember how long it took the last time I let you pluck them for me?1:35It was a month.1:36Fine then, I promise to do it quicker this time.1:39Please, I beg you.1:40If you're going to keep begging me...1:44YES!1:53Best to be safe, who knows who else has touched the sword over the years.1:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!1:58Symmetry!2:00It's so invigorating!2:02Oh sun, oh clouds, I love you!