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0:00What are you drinking?0:11It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.0:16I guess it runs in the family, huh?0:18Homelander's father.0:20Dang.0:23The Glock, huh?0:24Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.0:27Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.0:30This here's a 9mm.0:32Gen 5, 7-round capacity with a crisp fucking break.0:36Well, mine's a much longer barrel.0:39Battle-proven All-American Colt 1911.0:43Chambered in .45 ACP.0:48That'll blow your fucking panties off.0:50Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll,0:55I Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified crowd killer.0:58Think you mean an antique?0:59I mean a classic.1:01You want to give it a try?1:04Now, some can't handle the kick.1:06Something tells me you'll do just fine.1:14I haven't so fancy!1:25I got hated to you1:35I haven't fucked that hard since...1:38since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.1:42I ain't got no idea who that is.1:47Hey, why the hairless pussy?1:50I mean, what's the point of going down there1:52if you're not gonna get a fat base full of fur.1:56Was that how Homelander likes you?1:58Like a baby?2:02More like a mother.2:06But you two have fucked, right?2:09Mm-mm.2:12Damn.2:13I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this2:16as petty revenge against the freak.2:19That's terrible.2:21Who would do such a thing?2:22You shouldn't say that about your son.2:24Well, he thinks he's better than me.2:26He doesn't.2:28How do you know?2:30I don't know much, but I can read people.2:33And the way he looks at you... shoot.2:36I ain't never seen him look at nobody like that.2:45Um, it's not exactly a compliment, doll.2:49He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.2:52And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.2:54Oof.