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0:00Your ex Cassandra wrote a tell-all book.0:02Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Haley.0:04You know, there were no relations with an octopus.0:08It's just a racist rumor and a ridiculous lie0:12perpetuated by a jilted and emotionally unstable,0:16hysterical woman who, let's be clear, poofed in my bed.0:19Deep, please tell me the fucking octopus is gone.0:21Yes, Ashley.0:23She's... it is taken care of, okay?0:28Hey, Noir.0:29Okay, great. If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands.0:34Pass.0:35She's a butterface. Her body's on point, but her face...0:39Yeah, I get it. Thank you so much for explaining.0:42Hold up. I thought he ate a dog.0:44He ate out a dog.0:46It's a big difference.0:48What's her power?0:49She's the world's smartest person.0:51Amazing choice, sir.0:52Yeah, I totally agree. He's a mensch.0:55Did I use that word right? Mensch?0:56You just said he was crazy.0:57I am surrounded by sycophants and fucking imbeciles.1:01It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir.1:04Deep...1:12Blow A-Train.1:16What?1:17I'm not kidding.1:18Go over there, pull out A-Train's cock, and blow him.1:27Get up Sex is just a spectrum right bro2:04Get off your fucking face.2:06This is exactly what I'm talking about.2:11Not one of you has the stomach to challenge anything I say.2:16I wasn't going to do it.2:20Well, you know, Dirk, I'm not actually holding my breath underwater.2:23I'm technically breathing underwater, so it's more impressive.2:27Mm.2:27Are you trying to try these Buffalo Ranch bacon blasters?2:30They're juicy.2:31Sage.2:33Hello, everyone.2:34Oh, Andrew.2:34I just want to say it's...2:36Open it.2:37Got it.2:42Bats.2:45I want you to take these bats and beat these gentlemen to death.2:53Oh, it's like one of your tests.2:55You want us to say no.2:57No, Deep.2:58This is not a test.3:04Ugh!3:15Noir was right.3:36It was so fucked up.3:39You have every right to be upset.3:41I'm upset for you.3:43What if we just left?3:45we could vanish under the waves forever everyone there loves you for you as the sweet3:55sensitive really strong swimmer you are look at me4:01baby look at me we wouldn't have to hide our love anymore we could just be kevin and ambrosius4:15I take responsibility for racism.4:31I've seen Ryan.4:35You know, no problem.4:37I can get it.4:40Seven is a circle of trust.4:45What we're gonna tell you is extremely sensitive.4:49Got it?4:50Oh, Captain, my Captain.4:52Robert Singer will be dead by end of business Newman will be sworn in People will panic There will be rioting bloodshed et cetera et cetera Someone will have to swoop in and restore order5:09We will put out the call to every Vought hero,5:12every fucking one, to surround the Capitol,5:14the White House, and the Pentagon.5:17Diff-5:18Everyone on this list needs to be removed permanently5:31by the end of the day.5:34Hey, if we're thinking about who's got the most dirt on us,5:37wouldn't Ashley's name be at the top of the list?5:41Yeah, sure. Good idea.5:48Does anybody know Ashley's last name?5:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.5:55Sorry, bro, you're on the list.5:57Don't kill me. I can pay you.5:59You're a writer. You don't get paid shit.6:01Please. I'll do anything.6:06Anything?6:08Tell me I'm the smartest superhero in The Seven.6:12You are by far the smartest superhero in The Seven.6:16And you're brilliant, a genius.6:18And that you respect me the most,6:20besides Homelander, of course.6:21Of course, of course I respect you.6:23You're amazing.6:26You're just saying that because you're scared, aren't you?6:28No, I'm not, I swear.6:31Yeah, you are.6:34But you know what, bro?6:37That's good enough for me.