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0:00Friends.0:00Wait, why do you always get to present?0:02Let me present.0:02Because I'm the only one who does shit around here.0:04Sit down.0:04Oh.0:05Hold him.0:06Hold him.0:07Just hold him.0:08Just hold him.0:09If you guys are going to sit here and listen to, then you go ahead and step up.0:12I'm done pooping on the litter box.0:14I'm pooping in your bed now.0:15Are you stopping to be such a bit?0:18You just called me a bit?0:20And are you pooping in the litter box?0:22I love you.0:23Oh my god, that's us.0:25But I need to feel closer to you.0:27Oh.0:28How can we get close together?0:30Mmm touching0:32Roadtrips!0:34Whoa!0:36Studies show0:38that road trips strengthen relationships lead to deep conversations0:43Create shared memories and most importantly makes people jealous on Instagram0:47I feel like you made all this up0:48Every iconic friend group of history has taken a road trip together like the Muppets and this0:54What?0:56So we need to take a road trip together right now.0:59Right now? Like-1:01Like right now, here's the plan.1:03Uh, okay.1:04We start driving.1:06At every intersection, we flip a coin.1:09If it's heads, we turn left. If it's tails, we turn right.1:12Every five minutes, we have to stop and take a picture.1:15Five minutes?1:16Oh my god, every five minutes?1:17Well, I freaking imagine if we freaking end up in Area 51 or something.1:20Shut up.1:21We should storm Area 51 and Naruto run.1:24You need a gag.1:25Our goal, create an Instagram post that makes it seem like we have the perfect road trip together1:29so that everyone will want to beat us and wonder how someone could even plan a vacation so perfect1:32and then we turn that jealousy into likes on Instagram so we can be viral and therefore fulfilled and therefore better friends.1:37Yes!1:39Yeah!1:40Oh god, you're so loud.1:46Wait down there.1:48Oh, he's not happy.1:49Look at him sit like that.1:51Why is he sitting like that?1:52I really want to see you sit crisscross applesauce. Yes, do it. The audience wants to see too.2:01Oh my gosh, I almost forgot. It's time to spin that wheel!2:05Every single week, we spin the wheel to see who's gonna edit this video that you're watching right now.2:11Please be Will, it'd be so funny if it was Will.2:13Oh my god, okay.2:15Yes!2:16No, it's Koi, it's not Koi, it's not Koi, it's not Koi!2:18Give me some!2:19Oh my god. Give me some, be excited.2:21Oh yeah, I'll give you some.2:23Whoa!2:26Not us Not us Or it Dude dawg damn You gonna have so much fun editing this video So do you guys think we can create like the perfect aesthetic little Instagram post that makes it seem like we had the best vacation ever2:39I think we can.2:40I don't know, can we?2:41I sure hope no one tickles me. I'm sorry, I ruined everything.2:46I'm sorry.2:48Road trip!2:50Did everyone bring a change of clothes, a bunch of changes of clothes so we can make it look like this road trip was over several days?2:55Yes.2:56Well this road trip is over several days.2:57Yes.2:58And is everyone ready to be viral on Instagram as travel baddies?3:02Yeah, I'm not.3:03Heads we quarter, Twitter sweet nickel.3:05Heads we head, tails we-3:07I lost the nickel!3:09Heads we go left and tails, we eat the spiciest pepper in the world!3:13Three, two, one, your first five minutes starts now, road trip begins.3:16When do I flip the coin?3:18Flip it now.3:19intersection all right so there's an intersection so are we turning every3:22street yeah wait is there straight no no it's every which one will hurry i'm3:28turning you're fine no you're not we're going right3:31okay and so the fun thing about this is that um we're gonna go in circles no3:35do we get out in five minutes is that the plan yeah we get out we try to take3:39the best picture watch out hello sorry buddy3:44okay wait oh i can only turn right here are we getting onto the highway3:48I guess we have no choice.3:50What if the five minute stops on the highway?3:52Yeah, what happens if we have to eat the spiciest pepper in the world?3:55Wait, the sky's beautiful!3:57I love you guys.3:58Our first road trip.4:00Wait, so we're on the highway, you guys.4:03Yo, can you flip a tails?4:04Yo, yeah, flip a tails real quick.4:06Flip a tails real quick, Will.4:09What was it?4:10It was a head.4:11Tails!4:11Tails!4:12Oh my gosh, we need to turn back on the highway.4:15This is another freeway.4:16We're getting onto another highway.4:18No.4:18well it did say 95 wait what if there's a no turn on left but we turn left you4:24have to do it yeah that is true can we get a video of us going the wrong way on4:28a one-way watch out I'm sorry everybody I'm sorry YouTube challenge4:35all right upcoming intersection oh shoot it's heads okay our first left turn of4:41the video hey this is this Honda playing the game too I wonder if they're4:47flipping coins. Should I go ask them? You should hit their card to see Sharif. What?4:53We have two minutes Two minutes already Watch watch everyone watch I gonna make this turn with my eyes closed Wait wait wait wait Let me get positioned correctly and I gonna make this turn with my eyes Wait you should do the next one on your phone5:05And then the next one with a piece of alcohol in your hand.5:08A piece of alcohol?5:10Eyes closed challenge.5:11What?5:15Did I do it?5:15Yeah, you actually did that shit.5:17Oh my gosh.5:18Was that real?5:19Wait, intersection, intersection.5:21Intersection.5:21I'm flipping, I'm flipping.5:23It's tails, we're turning right.5:24Holy shit. Another right.5:26Alright.5:29Okay, so this doesn't- this is not-5:3155 seconds.5:33HENDSTER LEFT!5:34Guys, this might be our final destination.5:36The arrow snuff.5:38Wait, go down there! Go down there!5:44You don't know what numbers look like.5:48Is your armor silenced?5:50It's for all my friends who are deaf.5:54We gotta go we have to take this freaking picture the city the skinny sky on top of it on top of the6:01skyline the skinny skyline6:03Oh my god what are we gonna do?6:06I think if we jump this it'll be a good view6:08Go ahead go ahead you first Coy6:09Show us how it's done first6:15Okay that was a good first try6:17Coy that looks like a pretty steep6:18Coy I feel like you might die6:20I just did it I almost made it in that one6:22So you didn't even jump at all actually6:23Play the clip.6:25Don't mind if I do.6:27Because I'm editing it.6:29Let's take the picture.6:31There are some picnic tables over there.6:33It's like us at our airbnb.6:35It's like us chilling.6:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.6:39And maybe food.6:41And an iPhone.6:43We're road tripping so good right now.6:45My pants are falling off.6:47Yeah, I was gonna say.6:49Look at him.6:51Will, you run like a cartoon character.6:53You just stomp.6:55His feet are so heavy.6:57Well, no trespassing, first of all.6:59I think this is a private location.7:01I think it's fine. How are they gonna prove we were here?7:03Everybody say spring break!7:05Spring break!7:07Oh, Will, you sold that.7:09Really? I mean, you all did, but7:11Will, yeah, you're more like Will everyone.7:13Laugh! Laugh!7:15Alright, let's get out of here before-7:17Guys, let's get out of here quick!7:21Yo, yo we gotta go!7:23Yo yo we gotta go Yo yo we gotta go Yo yo we gotta go Yo yo I don know why that so funny I forgot I could spin7:35Oh, yeah, I forgot to change.7:36Okay, start of minute time, five minute timer with the sound on.7:40Okay, pronto, stati.7:42Pronto, stati?7:44Five minutes are starting.7:45We're doing it.7:47He's thinking of his shirt.7:48Did you start it?7:49I started it.7:49Holy shit.7:50We have to go.7:51We have to go.7:52We have to go as well.7:53Do you think it looked like we trespassed?7:55Yeah. Yes.7:57You've never heard us agree on something before.8:00That's what happens when you go on road trips with your best friends.8:02Right? Wait, which way do we go?8:04Fuck. Will, Will, Will.8:06Right, tails.8:07Dude, is anyone else shaking?8:09Yeah, this is like kind of giving me adrenaline.8:11You just did a bunch of spins.8:12Yeah. I'm really busy, guys.8:15You got the-8:18Alright.8:19There you go.8:20Is this an intersection?8:21It is, it is, it is.8:23Left or right?8:24Heads left.8:25Look at the left we can take right.8:26Wait, go super slow.8:27Oh, we'll-8:28Oh no.8:29We'll hurry.8:30Oh no, we lost the nickel.8:31Penny, nickel, dime.8:32I can't turn right.8:33There's no left turn either, anyway.8:35There is.8:36There is.8:37Trucks no left turn.8:38Trucks can't.8:39Hey!8:40Don't be fucking mean to me!8:41You're ruining the road trip.8:42It's okay, it's just one turn.8:44Okay, we're gonna turn right on this one instead.8:46I got you.8:47We need food.8:48We need food.8:49Oh my god, there's a place to get food.8:50What if we end up placing at food?8:51Yeah.8:52That would suck then we'd all have to buy food.8:54Been trying to eat out less.8:55Let's use the Hannah's debit card!8:58We're turning right here.8:59Oh shoot.9:00It's getting real tense.9:02Wait, this is on- this is to the- is this to the highway?9:04Will?9:06I don't know! Why are you talking me?9:08Will, it's curving like it's to the highway.9:14Stop getting on the highway.9:16I flipped fucking coin!9:18Can someone else flip the coin because it steals every single time you die.9:20Okay, okay, okay.9:21No, we have one minute!9:23Oh fuck. Okay.9:25Okay, it's red tails. You turn right.9:27Pull over! We have to pull over!9:29Wait, really? We have to pull over.9:31We have to pull over as soon as possible. Yeah, we're gonna get in here.9:34To the gated community? Great.9:37Okay, how are we gonna make this look good?9:39Flowers, get me, get me.9:41I know, I know, I know. We're just at our Airbnb.9:44Our entire road trip can't just be at the fucking Airbnb.9:46This is the day two Airbnb road trip experience.9:49This is the classic part of the road trip where everyone starts fighting, but it actually brings you closer together if you just wait9:57I wish you'd stop talking. I wish that you would10:00You would shut up. I wish I had a million dollars10:04We gotta go10:09Why can't you get out of room oh you're skinny queen10:13Okay, I'm getting bug bites everywhere. There's a walkway over there to walk wait really yeah come look okay10:20We will have an idea though my10:23My head next to the flowers oh10:26That's always that's really nice too10:30Yeah.10:32Yeah.10:33We're YouTubers.10:34We're YouTubers?10:35We have a YouTube account.10:36We're doing like a scavenger hunt thing.10:37Could we take a picture?10:38Like a big group picture?10:40Everyone say cheese.10:42Cheese!10:44Can you get a picture of me handing this kid $2?10:47Believe in yourself.10:48Hey buddy.10:51Yay.10:52Why don't you take it?10:53Someone take the $2.10:54It's $2 and you can buy a gumball.10:57Yeah!11:03We good? Don't hit the kids when we're backing up.11:06That would be so bad. They're live watching our content right now.11:09Yeah, they're literally watching our videos.11:11They're actually jumping up and down. Bye!11:13Which video are you watching?11:15Facebook!11:17Oh, yeah! That's just like when we did the Facebook Marketplace.11:21Yeah! What? They're watching our videos.11:23I'm getting out of this little subdivision.11:26Okay, you're gonna hate me, but it's right.11:29Someone else flipped this fucking coin.11:30The next one's right, though. We're turning right.11:33I got head.11:34Me next.11:40Edit this, Koi.11:41How many photos do you need for viral Instagram Six Oh what12:06Why did we all say six?12:07Wait, is it six or is it seven?12:10Left or right?12:11Left or right?12:12Right, because it's tails, and tails fails.12:16Tails fails.12:17I wonder if they're doing the quarter challenge, too.12:19Ask them.12:19Hey!12:23Now we're in suburbia.12:24Are we on Friendship Avenue?12:25Can we check that?12:26Yo, we just turned right on to Friendship Avenue.12:29Oh my god, it's made for us.12:30If there's a moral of the story, it's gotta be that.12:33Wait, is this actually?12:33It's literally made for us.12:35It is.12:37Wait, where do you know that?12:37Because the street sign said it, dick shit.12:39Right or left, right or left.12:40It says tails.12:41That's right.12:41Let's turn right.12:42We're going back to where we came from.12:44Wait.12:45What did you tell me to do?12:46Dude, my belly's hanging over this seatbelt.12:48Can I see?12:49Uh-oh.12:50Uh-oh.12:51Is that real?12:52That's real.12:52That's real.12:53That's the alarm. It's been five minutes already. I know it feels like forever with you guys12:58Yeah, time does not move slower than this. What's this?13:02The oasis13:05Why do we keep going to private properties?13:07I don't think we should go close to the creepy-ass building all every single window is13:13blocked off yet for one13:18Wait if we want to do a cop-out one we could do them we're like13:23No, we're just taking a picture.13:28Oh, we'll be out of here in a minute.13:30Okay, so we can go.13:32Worst vacation ever.13:35If only we had an ice cream shop.13:38If only we went to an ice cream shop.13:43If only there was ice cream.13:44The nickel said that I want to go underneath the passenger seat.13:49What?13:50Oh.13:51We lost another nickel.13:53we lost another nickel yes guys this video is getting expensive you getting a penny now and good luck reading it left or right Left or right I need it now I need it now It really hard to flip a coin in this14:06Oh, tails.14:08Of course it was tails.14:11You flip it.14:12I don't want to flip it.14:13Let's both flip coins.14:14Let's all three of us flip coins.14:15Let's buy action.14:16What is this?14:16This is not even a...14:18What is this?14:18That's a penny.14:19Have you not seen a penny before?14:21Can we do coin fights in the car?14:22Can we do koi fights in the car?14:25Who would win in a fight, Koi or 12 Nichols?14:34What's their name?14:36We're going left here.14:38I decided.14:39So we're just not doing the challenge anymore?14:41Well, actually we're going left because I used my head to decide that we're going left.14:45Ohhhhhhh!14:47Bazoopa.14:50Bazoopa?14:51That's a bunch of friends bazinga.14:53Holy shit, is this the movie theater?14:55That's a fucking warehouse.14:57No, I think this is the movie theater.14:59Holy shit, is that the movie theater?15:00Emergency movie theater.15:02I don't know how to tell you this, but I lost the penny.15:06One of these days, you're going to be cleaning your car out,15:08and you're going to pick it up and shake it,15:09and a bunch of coins are going to fall out.15:11I want to stop you.15:13Guys, I think this is good.15:15The only thing I wished was around here was a big truck.15:19Is this the right way to be going?15:21No, absolutely not.15:22Are you sure? Because this is the right way to be going.15:24No, no, no. This is a one-way.15:26You're about to...15:26One way as an out.15:31Who's mad?15:33You're wearing a sweat for a shirt.15:35Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to do this left turn.15:37I'm going to do it with my eyes closed.15:42Did I turn left?15:45No, you didn't. You turned around.15:47Oh, crap.15:48I hope someone doesn't land on tails soon.15:52to the emergency movie theater Okay um16:10Okay, go straight...16:12The coin said that?16:13Well, I flipped it and it said...16:16It landed on its side.16:20I thought it was funny.16:21The coin says do a U-turn.16:23Okay.16:24And then it says keep the coin says keep left for 0.2 miles16:28I'm gonna use the fucking heads and tails of my phone now. Is that okay?16:32In a quarter mile, take the exit toward North London Kennedy Boulevard.16:36What a weird flip. Was that the coin?16:39I love you guys.16:40Merge onto Patterson Plank Road, then turn right onto the ramp to New Jersey 3.16:44In a quarter mile, you will arrive at your destination.16:47You fat fuck going to Shake Shack.16:49What the fuck? Why'd you knock?16:51The timer stopped.16:52Oh my god! Shake Shack and Cava and Starbucks and Red Rain!16:58Oh my god!16:59This is the hardest video ever.17:01Why?17:02This is a hard challenge. Like, how are we gonna even make anything?17:05We could've just went on an actual road trip.17:07But, but...17:10Also, why did we do the couch thing?17:14What?17:15The couch video that we uploaded last week?17:18Right.17:19Why didn't we just build the couch in our place?17:26You know not every video can be good17:31And we should try at least try for one of them I do feel closer than you to you I17:36Do feel closer to you guys can you guys shut up? I'm trying to enjoy my burger17:49We're frozen.17:51Everything was groovy.17:53But I'm noticing lately we've been half-hearted.