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0:00And we're gonna make you regretted we should be allowed to get called slurs online cuz guess what YouTube0:07We are the slurs0:09I am a slur0:11I am a slur0:15I am Anthony0:27Don't bring that shit in here. Actually don't bring that in here0:29Absolutely soaking out here. Did you spill it?0:32Um, so I didn't think through putting it in front of the front door.0:35You're, you're viral.0:37Yeah, I've been viral. I've been viral. Everyone's looking at us. Everyone here is looking at us.0:41I wish you were more like the guy behind you. I like your style. I like your smile too.0:45Smile more.0:46I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.0:52Exposure, your milky brown poop eyes.0:54Oh, poop eyes. Yeah.0:55Coming from the guy with the stupid glass eyes. That's right.0:59Well, nah, I can't see.1:01Uh, pizza delivery driver can help us beat the Ender Dragon,1:03and also we have to convince...1:05Kale the Ender Dragon.1:07We also have to kill the Ender Dragon.1:09And also we have to...1:09Can everyone set the f*** up?1:10Let's go get dinner, girls!1:13I'm gonna have a good time putting it all over me.1:17Bagot.1:18Somebody angle me downward so I can see.1:20I can only see the camera.1:22Yeah, here, I got you.1:24Yeah, here, I got you.1:25Perfect, that's Will's pants while I'm looking at Will's crotch.1:28What? Lighter fluid!1:31No!1:32Stop!1:36This is actually lighter fluid!1:38When does the day end with tour day?1:41Like is there a really spectacular ending to all this?1:44Or is it, are we just, how many buttons?1:47Start cleaning!1:48Anthony! Anthony! Anthony!1:50No! No! No! No! No! No!1:52No! No! No! No! You have to spin the camera so late!1:54Oops! I spit on the way!1:59He's back ah2:01Forgot something you know, see if I put this in my mouth2:05Yeah2:08Wait, I don't know if that would be a better approach, but maybe it is2:14Welcome back YouTube today where we already did that. Yeah, where was the end?2:19Sorry2:22Sorry, voice crack2:24Um yo just end the video Okay Hanban your responsibility is to just make sure you don die with all of our Why do you have two stacks of flowers Rain Angle me downward I can see2:36Bo.2:37Bo.2:38Rain.2:38Are you on Instagram, really?2:40Yeah, really, what are you doing?2:42Why are you acting bored?2:44Like, what are you-2:44You're gonna pee at the beginning of it?2:46F***ing loser.2:47Panthony.2:48Bro, that's-2:49You're a f***ing idiot, Anthony.2:50Or should I say Panthony?2:52There's no way you laughed that hard at that.2:55You can't even be a-2:57I found a-2:59Get rid of his blender.3:02I'm serious.3:02I can't.3:03I have no control over him.3:05I found a-3:06That hurt.3:13Yeah, fuck you.3:14I'm not letting you speak.3:15What are you measuring?3:17Free for you and for me.3:20It is I, a squirrel in the tree.3:22I knew you did it.3:23Squirrel in the tree, squirrel in the tree, and I am the worm that goes on the ground,3:26and I am going to get in your ass.3:28I am the worm, I suckle in you, and I'm gonna lay eggs in your butt.3:33And I am the car. I am the car.3:43You do musical theater too.3:47I'm just being an eye on you guys. I can only see your back.3:49You're watching my back?3:50Thanks, Anthony.3:51Okay, I got you got my oh that smells good should me and you make a team and then kill them with the swords3:59Bon is literally putting flowers in our house4:01How the am I gonna stand a chance for you if you win the spirit Halloween challenge?4:07French-fried keychain. That's mine. You gave it to me as a gift Anthony4:16We're watching it over here4:21I'm the shortest story in the world!4:23Anthony! I'm with you, Anthony!4:24Alright.4:24We win!4:26Oh, I got all the way over here!4:33Give us a break! Our big break!4:35And listen, this video was performing at four times the average views of our normal video!4:40We were gonna be famous!4:42Yeah, I bought a car! Yeah, he bought a car!4:46Wait, you bought a car?4:47Yeah.4:48Did we run into each other okay?4:53Oh Hey no don be scared I Anthony and I got my ukulepen AV and I gonna play you a song I Anthony and we bump into each other Put your fucking shirt back on We don do that shit5:15In Anthony land, we keep things respectful. Respect is a thing that you should give to each other,5:24Especially strangers such as yourself.5:27Okay, you guys.5:28Honestly, we can finish this thing in an hour.5:30Wait, these look good.5:31I wish Koi couldn't talk.5:35Anthony, that's rude.5:36That's rude, Anthony.5:37Hold on, let me get your leash.5:40That's rude, Anthony.5:41Ew, okay, never mind, putting that down.5:44I want to get this to my wheel.5:49Get away from it.5:51Anthony, what should I do now?5:53You should come to me and we should go explore. We should go look for iron together.5:58I lost my sword.5:59You lost your sword? What do you mean lost your sword?6:01I don't know where I went.6:02I found iron.6:04You did?6:04Yeah.6:05Wait, maybe we'll win.6:07Really?6:07No.6:08Because then we can eat that while we cook the rest.6:10Yup.6:10And I'll be the brains of the operation on my computer.6:12Y'all shut up.6:21It was funny.6:23It was really funny.6:25No.6:28What the heck?6:30Go get the whiteboard.6:30We'll get the whiteboard.6:32All right.6:32Oh, oh.6:33His Instagram is still active.6:35Wait, what is that?6:36Yeah, I'm trying to find out.6:37Wait.6:37Prime jewelry.6:38Oh, prim jewelry.6:40Prim jewelry.6:40Look out where that is.6:41Prim jewelry.6:43Oh, oh.6:45Wait, wait, wait.6:46Is it the same one?6:47Yes.6:48Wait, that is the same one.6:49Oh more6:51Oh, no, I can't what no no no no. I want to say with more. I7:00Know what you're thinking right now7:19On to your left there's eggs.7:22Okay.7:23Do you wanna see?7:23So yep there Right here To your left to your left left left left left Wait look More there you go Where did it go Anthony you lied to me Does it look like I Anthony arms You lied to me Okay what are the instructions7:35Oh, what the fuck? What is happening?7:38It's a vegetable eating.7:39It's a vegetable eating competition.7:41Okay, wait, let's guess who the pizza delivery driver is gonna be.7:43I think they're gonna be a woman.7:45Elmo!7:46Everyone, it comes in you and me.7:50I am...7:52Hey.7:53What's that sound?7:55Who is that?7:56It's me.7:57I am an armed assailant.7:59Oh, fuck.8:01I'm carrying around a knife.8:04I feel like we just need to tell Anthony that we need him.8:07Anthony.8:08Anthony.8:10Hey, buddy.8:11Can you help us, please?8:14Hmm?8:15Give me eggs so I can put in the cake.8:20That's disgusting, Will.8:22Anthony's eating it. I think he actually just put it in his mouth and not even on camera so what was that for?8:27Wait.8:29Open your mouth.8:30Open, open, open.8:32It's under his thumb.8:34I see it!8:35Wait, get a second.8:35I see it, I see it, I see it!8:37Mr. Beast.8:39Why did you just say Mr. Beast?8:42This is fun.8:44Um, did you wash your hands?8:45I'm in the Arctic.8:48What?8:48Okay.8:50OOOOOOOH!8:53Shut up, Brain Boy!8:55I'm the asshole of the group, by the way.8:57Yeah, you took over my position.8:59Cause you're the brains now?9:01I've got two wallets for today.9:03I've got wallet number one, I'm making a burger later.9:06Holy fuck.9:07I've got my actual wallet.9:08That smells like fucking garbage!9:11Burger wallet.9:13Can you pause it for a second, Volki, though?9:14You are the only way that this is gonna get done, I think.9:18Because the three of us need your help.9:22And, Steve will lick the bottom of his shoe.9:26I'll lick the bottom of your shoe.9:28Yeah!9:29I'm dancing.9:31Ay!9:33Ay!9:33Where's the bowl?9:35Yo, where's the bowl?9:37Yo, Will, just talk, bro.9:39Bro!9:40We should get jobs.9:42Like Steve did.9:45Steve Jobs.9:46That's a beet.9:46No, that's a radish.9:47No, this is a beet.9:48You ruined my fucking bit. You know what? Fine. I'm gonna ruin this bit.9:52NOOOOO!9:54Do you know anything about skateboard eater 24?9:56No, it's Anthony.9:58Anthony's- Anthony?10:00It's Anthony!10:02Our friend Anthony!10:04Anthony! Anthony the fourth bunch of-10:06Lettuce, pickle, tomato, onion10:08Ketchup10:10Ketchup? Is that really raw meat? Like really?10:12Just ground beef?10:14Like willy? Like willy?10:16Whittley?10:18Chicken attack! Puck!10:20Okay, it's getting night time. Do you have a sword?10:22No. Nope, you don't. Cool, that's great.10:24You're- I like you.10:26Come to the city? Okay.10:28Okay, okay, we'll meet you as long as it's worth our time. It's worth your time. I solved the whole thing. We're good.10:33Okay, okay, so no, whatever. Okay, we'll be there. Wait, did somebody preheat the oven?10:37I got it. Wait, don't let Hanban preheat the oven. Why wouldn't you let the woman do it, huh?10:41You're blind. That's why.10:42Favorite part of Chorday is that we had to postpone their shoot three times, and this is what it is.10:47I'm editing this video, and that's not making it in.10:48Yeah.10:49That's why you have this.10:50Where's the- wait, you can't make a cheeseburger without cheese, Anthony.10:54No cheese, fucking idiot.10:55Also, I don't have the buns yet so fucking11:00Sorry11:03Sorry11:06Oh, I landed us an interview with the news. Oh, how did you what?11:14You guys are all freaking out for nothing. This is a video game. Let's just say hello connections cuz I'm a billionaire11:25Someone point me to the thing so I can help.11:27I feel like if I can't- if I'm not yelling, I can't tell if I'm talking. It's freaking me out.11:30Let me get it out!11:31Ah!11:32Let me get it out!11:33Stop!11:34I don't know if-11:35What?11:36What? Like f***ing pay attention.11:37No, I just wanted to see if she needed to say anything.11:39Okay.11:40Oh my god!11:41Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.11:42Everyone's distracted by this stupid puppet.11:44I got us an interview.11:45Not a puppet!11:46A doll!11:46It's crazy, it's a doll.11:47And a friend.11:48We have a nether portal now.11:49Do you- do we actually have a nether portal?11:51I made it with the lava pool.11:53Actually?11:54Yes!11:54My name is Ant Koi.11:56Oh, thank you!11:58Oh my god.11:59Is there a thousand yen?12:00Uh...12:02Uh...12:0410 Euro.12:05One question!12:06Please!12:07What's happening?12:09Read it!12:10Koi fix it!12:11I'm doing a silly sorry gift!12:14No! No!12:15A gift that says I'm sorry but also...12:17No! No!12:19Whoever wins today's bunch of friends' summer spelling bee12:23B wins Anthony Amazon package that came two days ago What the fuck Woo What the fuck Is that Anthony my package Are you fucking serious12:36It didn't seem that important.12:38Seriously, we have to make some progress.12:40Oh, ay, wait, fuck it up with me, girl.12:42Ay, ay, ay.12:45Open the door!12:47What up, pussies?12:48Hi.12:49Pussies.12:50Who are you?12:50Oh, who are you?12:51Why don't you grow up?12:53Oh, sorry.12:53Let me see these.12:54Where are you going?12:57What is happening?12:58Where are you?12:58Get out of my fucking room!13:00Get out of my fucking bed!13:02He's just having fun.13:03This is your fucking phone.13:05One of you guys needs to go out and answer.13:07One of you guys?13:07Yeah, I'm not doing that bullshit.13:09You're the one that called the reporter in here.13:11I called him for you guys.13:12I did the hard part.13:13You have to do the thing now.13:14We don't want the attention on us for this skateboard thing.13:16There are people that are against it.13:18Maybe instead of your idea, we could eat the hottest pepper in the world!13:21How the f*** do you guys have full iron armor?13:25Will got iron.13:26I found hella iron in a caveman.13:30Ham and cheese sandwich.13:32More ham and cheese sandwiches.13:34Oh, yay.13:35This is your friend, Will.13:37Tony P is not my friend.13:38Tony P, what's it stand for?13:40Pussy?13:41Oh, what's it stand for?13:42Pussy?13:42Oh, iron.13:44Yeah, get that iron and then we should probably...13:46Go back.13:47Because they need us, right?13:48Yeah, they do.13:49Yeah.14:07You guys make guys rearrange them and we look inside the thing no, I was like how was will doing anything?14:13I just can't believe we'll actually good at this game you guys like to think of me as some incapable louse or something so walk become a journey14:21For that was the question I sought to answer today.14:24And answer I did.14:26Do you like this?14:31That is like so far off from my journal.14:33I usually start my journal-14:35Tony P stands for pervert.14:37Oh, I get it.14:38Oh my god.14:40I'm gonna hurt you.14:41Okay.14:42I did.14:43Show.14:43Keep me outside.14:45And I'm gonna grab your body.14:47You're really hot.14:47Right?14:48You're really hot.14:49Your word is sovereign14:54Use it what the word Oh all Alright let go Come on Come on15:05Come on, let's go!15:06Dude, this is freaking awesome!15:07Yeah!15:08Dude, come on-15:08Okay!15:09No, please!15:10Ow!15:11Ow!15:24I'm gonna move the bowl around and then he has to figure out where it is.15:29No!15:29Okay, okay, okay, okay.15:31No.15:32I remember you were the last one to have it at the park.15:34Is that it?15:35Yes.15:36I don't know.15:36Wait, you guys lost the skateboard?15:38No, I don't know.15:40No, we'll find it.15:41We'll find it.15:41Really?15:42Who wants to see my dance moves?15:43No one.15:44No one.15:45Me.15:46You do.15:46Ready?15:46Me.15:47Who wants to go to Four Seasons?15:49Tony Pashery.15:50You do.15:51Feed the chicken.15:51Go.15:52All right, here we go.15:53Ready?15:53Okay, I'm doing something really important right now, so can everyone just shut the f*** up?15:56What the f***?15:58Well, how are they supposed to know where we live?16:00Oh my god, she put our actual, actual address on the house.16:02Wait, is that our...16:03What do you mean?16:04You put our real address on there?16:06We're not gonna get anything done.16:08You guys don't know how to communicate.16:13We don't know how to communicate?16:16The one that brought, the one that brought news reporters to our house without saying anything?16:22No, how is it that nobody is taking this seriously? I am! Except for me, except for me, except for me, except for you!16:28That's insane by the way. You lost our skateboard!16:31Okay, I'll redo my first dance move. Okay. All right, here we go.16:37Tony. What else do I got going on?16:44Is that just like when you're at the club?16:48Are we all in bed?16:50Toy!16:53Get drunk?16:54No...16:55Look at you!16:56You're gonna get drunk!16:58No!17:02You're not stuck!17:03R...17:06I-N-G17:07I-G-N! I-G-N!17:08I-G-N! Was that I-G-N?17:10S-O-V-E-R-E-I-G-N17:12Oh, I didn't get it.17:13Third grade.17:14Come on.17:14Wait, third grade?!17:15FUCK YOU!17:16I SAID CLAP!17:22This it's just what was just what?17:26And then you farted you clap your ass cheeks together And then what the natural progression I farted Oh yeah No this show is great guys17:36Tony P stands with pass gas17:37Turkish17:39Guys do you like the roof I made?17:44Dogs be like17:44What's be like?17:46Dogs17:47You like the roof I made?17:50Roof17:50This is your fault boy17:53This is your fault17:54Oh, I forced you to drink. Yeah, we wouldn't be drunk if you didn't say18:00No, you took a shot yourself18:16What is this18:18you up this is not how people high five let's go minecraft it's not like we used to play it when we18:22were kids all right they've changed it up a little bit i'm gonna demonstrate18:29oh my bad give us your skateboards now no way we don't want to cause you guys any trouble can we18:37just let's just talk about it there's no way you people are real we tried to tell you that hurt a18:41little bit right right i'm at one heart you died i died you killed me speak my truth okay all of my18:49political opinions boom oh don't don't put up there oh my god oh my god hey you leave her alone19:01i'll kill you what do you think their poop comes from the air nice dude thanks what are you doing19:17Car oh19:19No, no, that's it car nevermind. Oh, right. Oh, is this now I could be happy when speaking of these this one's gonna sting19:27We don't know how to tell you but we don't want you to be a part of the friend19:39To the nether!19:41To the nether!19:42Wait?19:43Our engine?19:44I quit!19:45Oh my gosh, the pizza delivery driver's here.19:48We're here?19:49Wait, wait.19:50We're so early.19:52One sec.19:53Sorry about what I did to your face.19:55What?19:56Oh, nothing.19:57Oh god, I'm sorry that we're killing your boyfriend.19:59Oh, that's okay.20:00Honestly kind of got the eck from his villain. I'll get you in a face.20:03Could be the night that changes everything.20:06That's your neck.20:07But you're missing-20:08Okay, this could be the night that changes everything.20:11That's your forehead.20:12Almost close, but here, I'll hold it.20:13Do it.20:14You- You- I'll hold it.20:15I'll- I'll hold it.20:16You can hear your music from here.20:17Show me- Hey, Will's sabotaging this.20:20Will put me down.20:21He turned my- I can't see!20:23Bro.20:24Why do you mean to believe everything?20:25Like name a conspiracy.20:26At least you mean to do.20:27For instance, I believe the earth is round.20:30I thought that was just like a f***ing laugh.20:32I believe in science.20:33Oh my God.20:34So...20:38Wait, he was really nice though.20:41Dang it, back to... back to...20:43Help me with the body?20:45Yeah.20:47Okay, yeah, okay.20:48Wait, we have to get some diamonds.20:49Okay, should Vaughn and I head back to the overworld and gather some diamonds?20:52Yeah, me and Coyle find the nether fortress.20:55Vaughn, you wanna go mining?20:56Mm-hmm.20:57Renacious we'll use it in a sentence. Have you never used that word?21:01Another erinacious day21:03I say as I crawl into bed and curl up into a prickly little ball and hibernate for the winter21:08Okay, first of all, I don't like that you're so ready. Can you stop laughing?21:12erinacious21:13erinacious21:14Where's your line Tony P?21:16It looks like you're gonna do something with that and I don't like whatever you think you're gonna do21:20Oh what you wouldn't like it if I just put all this in my mouth21:23Oh, you wouldn't like it if I just put it on my- no, I want you to look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me21:27Oh, oh, let's level set expectations here if we stop okay good good good no no wait wait wait wait wait wait21:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait21:37Hide accurate and fall over here. Oh, I don't want to play anymore21:42That's actually really bad. It will die. Oh21:48It's okay. It's okay. Why in what world is it? Okay?21:52All right, let's watch what honey reels wait. He's not letting you see let's watch what honey reels everyone look21:57That butter should-21:58Day four of feeding my-21:59You worked on buttering this pan.22:00Okay.22:01Where's-22:02Oh, okay.22:03Ay, ay.22:04I will manage my-22:05I'll dish out, dish out,22:06I'll brush my brows.22:07I'll-22:08I'll-22:08I'll catch a grenade.22:15You stop looking at me,22:18like I'm not the brains of the operation.22:20Really? Okay, fine.22:21Fine.22:22I'll pick the role.22:23So then who's the beauty?22:24The brawn obviously Me The beauty A group leader Yeah Obviously The wild card And then the one that betrays us22:37Ohhhh.22:39Say you.22:41Grab this, okay? Grab it.22:43What's that little button over there?22:45Wait, maybe you should put the phone against the button.22:47Guys, this house is really coming together.22:49Yeah, look. Look out.22:51You could try going outside yet.22:53Have you guys found diamonds or you wasted your time?22:55Oh!22:56Okay, yeah, let's go find out.22:57Okay.22:58Wait, I have no tools.22:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.23:00Oh, thank God I saw my 15 signs.23:01Oh my God.23:02How did that- how was that the one thing that survived?23:04Oh!23:05Cute!23:06Um, let's do a- let's do a spin.23:10It's adorable!23:19I'm your worst nightmare!23:21Oh, hey, hey, hey.23:23Hey, finally met your match. Oh, there's a there's a bomb. There's a bomb. There's a downward. Was this you?23:30Did I put a pan on the up who did that turn that off turn that off turn that off right now before we're famous and ditch all of our day ones23:37We still need to spin23:41Don't like the way the Todd's pod smell use that actually you can use23:46They didn't specify in the video how many to use.23:52Did you just shove like five in there?23:54No.23:55Now I did.23:59Did you get your stuff back, Will?24:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.24:02Actually?24:02Yeah.24:03Is the bastion close by?24:06So if you believe in the freedom to be able to go on Omegle and ask people,24:10hey, can you call me a slur for a YouTube video?24:12Do me a favor.24:13Leave a passive-aggressive comment.24:14Nothing too mean, please.24:15We're in a lot of trouble already.24:16And then guess what, YouTube?24:18If you don't reinstate our video in the next 72 hours,24:21you're gonna get an email chock full of screenshots.24:23Okay, I can't see anything.24:24I'm going for a walk.24:27Okay, now that I can't hear,24:29I want to give everyone an opportun-24:30What are you doing?24:31You're using the wrong side of it.24:33How do you know that?24:34What?24:35A bomb under the couch.24:36It's going to explode.24:37Oh, you mean the bomb that I disarmed already?24:39No, you didn't.24:40I went like this.24:41I should not have bought the ball tickler bomb.24:47Fuck!24:48Vampire day.24:49I don't know, I'm relieved.24:50I don't have anything, sorry.24:51Vampire day.24:52You don get to celebrate anymore Oh i found diamond yo bros in the arctic what is bro some kind of penguin bro25:10what okay it's open now ask her ask her if she wants to like some clickbait what ask her okay25:14do you want to hang out with us if i was a billionaire i could yes having gotten three25:19Three words wrong out of three you are eliminated.25:24What is wrong?25:25I'm not too.25:26Get away from me.25:28No, I don't want to see you go.25:31I don't want to see you go.25:32You are ludicrous.25:33Give me a log, seriously.25:34I didn't know you were going to get it.25:35Give me a fucking hug.25:36I'm so sorry.25:38And I loved you.25:40Well now you get to be on the water inside.25:43I think I made it better.25:44So I feel like you guys are just doing a cult bit and pretending like oh it's friendship25:48What?25:57Diamonds!25:58Diamonds!26:00Dude, we're freaking lit.26:01Oh my god, more diamonds, dude!26:02Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.26:04You guys really love diamonds, huh?26:09But you probably didn't disarm the coochie bomb.26:11Nah, I didn't.26:12You got me there.26:13Give me daps.26:14Wait.26:14Oh, yes, you did.26:27You guys lit fire in the most like value flammable valuable they say friendship is fire26:42Your new response has anything that I said like landed with anyone yet26:46No, no, no26:50What should I do we play porn on generator after this?26:54What we play pronoun simulator after this picture. He's taking a picture of us27:03This is really just pointing. Oh my god. Look at that. Oh, you just made it to the friendship progress table. What the fuck am I looking at?27:12Alright, you don't have to do that every time we go up.27:18Also, stop running into me.27:20Just place the torches like a good boy and we'll be fine.27:24Let just speed run this thing then Maybe if you guys actually showed me the cake I could help you make it Okay okay okay You should have asked that in the beginning I did Oh it nice when there a compressor on his voice27:36Okay, that is so unsafe.27:39There's a lit.27:39That's a big fire.27:42That's a candle.27:43As for a bunch of boys and pagina.27:45Are you just gonna stand the whole show?27:47I have something.27:49Of course, you click on the boyfriend one.27:51The joke here is that Koya's cake.27:53Oh, dude, that's so...27:55If we're gonna have $53 million, buy that one.27:56Do it twice.27:57Wait, just four.27:59Buy four.27:59Let's get matching ones.28:00Give me a silver one.28:01I don't want rose gold.28:02Give me a silver one.28:03Oh, that one's so cheap, though.28:04Are you sure you want the silver?28:05Actually, yeah.28:06Give me the rose gold one.28:12Stop.28:13I died.28:14I died because of you.28:16Ow, ow, ow, ow.28:17Why did you do that?28:18Go somewhere.28:20Will.28:20Will, it is 8 a.m.28:23Will's drinking beer.28:24You get me pizza?28:25Yeah, you want the last slice.28:27Does anybody else want it?28:28Well, since I got us 14 diamonds.28:30I knew you, I knew it.28:32I knew you only got those diamonds to hold them all over our head.28:35July 22nd, 2008 and September 15th, 2008.28:40Wait, what?28:41Remember that your mental health matters and if you're watching this video and you don't28:45have a glass of water, make sure to hydrate.28:46Don't listen to him.28:48What is covered in debris?28:53I don't know.28:54What are you doing?28:55I'm gathering resources.28:58You didn't preheat the oven?28:59The oven isn't preheated.29:02Here, take some rice in first.29:04No!29:05Ah!29:06Ah!29:08Damn it!29:08It didn't work!29:09That was my plan B.29:10Oh, you thought I don't super glue my pants to my waist?29:14Always come for pants!29:15All corner.29:16Stop!29:19We're never gonna get a sponsor on this channel.29:21Wait, he wants one too.29:23Is this allowed?29:24You're being redundant.29:28Redundant.29:29I said...29:30Ow! Stop hitting everyone!29:34Hi, Anthony.29:36I just wanted to say hi and let you know how much I appreciate your friendship.29:41Is this my Pinterest?29:43What the...29:43It's your board.29:44Alright, alright.29:45Okay, this video sucks.29:47I hate all of you.29:48Oh, fuck.29:48I wrote washing machine.29:51George.29:52Classic George.29:53That's right.29:54I sewed it.29:56You sewed it?29:57You sewed it in it?29:58Yes!29:59He's...30:00I'm sick and tired of you guys making fun- get away from me!30:02Because I'm sick and tired of you guys making fun of me!30:04No no no man, get-30:05No no no, let me see your ass!30:07It's a jukebox.30:13Wait!30:15It's a gas solo.30:17Wait, look this way?30:18And now let's start dancing!30:22Oh sh**, sticky keys.30:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!30:25Okay, first of all, we're 30 minutes late to the party already.30:28Are you guys certain we're gonna be on the cover of Rolling Stone if we go? Yes, yes, why wouldn't we?30:35Okay, I'm gonna ask you yes or no questions is the oven currently preheated?30:40Okay, so what is it at right now? Can is you don't know okay?30:43I'm sorry. So sorry put the cake in there now cuz it might honestly be preheated to 350 already30:47Stop showing me your ass30:52Showing me your ass30:58That was really special.31:00You got his friend and you got the only person that's in my life other than you three.31:06Wait, wait. What? Those are the last people you do it to. Get the fuck out of here, Tony.31:10That those are the last people. Those are the last people. Don't do it to anybody else. Get out of here.31:16Took it all. Sorry. I was busy. What were you doing? Nothing. Oh, hang on. Picked up the leather. Give me that shit.31:22Ow! I'm killing you right now again. Stop it!31:25No. No, don't you give me some sun.31:28He said this way.31:30Apple!31:32Apple!31:34Stop!31:36Oh, that's not what I was looking for.31:40Oh no!31:42Alright, but just know that the light comes from within.31:46I know, and there's nothing in here.31:48Don't laugh.31:50What do you mean it's feeling out of your hands?31:52Yeah, it is. Like, it's a matter of time31:54before something happens.31:56I have a life-changing surprise for all of us and it will really help us get to the end portal, and I've been working really hard on it32:02I mean, yeah, but32:11Guys this is the32:12George! You made it George! I appreciate it. I didn't know you was that big of a fan. Yeah, man. Do you want my autograph?32:17Of course. Oh, I don't have my pen and quill32:20Hand on what is it? Show me the instructions. I'm gonna tell you how long it's supposed to be32:24Wait those are eggs Will Henman turn around and assault Will He trying to put eggs in the oven Marco okay Oh my god32:35Guys guys guys can you write it? Yeah four people at a time32:40But I love that little thing on you32:46Don't say no no no32:49We did it32:51We did it!32:53And then you know how long?32:55Okay, wait, Hanban.32:57We have to check how long it is, Hanban.32:59We did it.33:01We did it.33:05Hanban, where's the box?33:07Okay, Hanban, you are not helping at all.33:09I'm going to kill for the president, Obama.33:11I promise!33:13I don't want president!33:15Oh, Obama!33:17First place, we have the gay little monkey!33:19The gay little monkey33:25You guys would love this one. Alright, what's your surprise roll? I know that you guys have been super nice about me being helpful and everything and33:34You know helping out so I made a little I was been gathering resources and I made us a little surprise down here. Oh, okay33:42Oh god, I'm scared.33:47I didn't think he would remember.33:48I hope it's not...33:50Wait, I'm scared.33:51We got you something.33:55We got you a digital frame.33:59That'd be Godzilla or Goliath.34:02Sorry.34:04That was the worst fucking holiday I've ever seen.34:06It's not over.34:06It's literally not over.34:07You guys want your...34:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.34:09Give me the bracelet.34:10Give me the wall or whatever.34:10My piece of advice is Hanban's credit card.34:14Oh my god, they got so far without it.34:16Telling me, I have been playing survival Minecraft for three hours.34:26So I'm guessing that you have come to the conclusion that I've been playing in creative mode.34:30We dropped the cake and we felt really bad.34:32You dropped the cake?34:34I mean-34:34You dropped-34:35No, I'm kidding.34:36I'm not gonna be mad at him.34:38I'm not gonna be mad at him.34:40Why'd you pan on my truck?34:42Just turn around.34:44Is this some weird pervert thing? I'm not doing it.34:46No, this is Marketing 101.34:48MADE YOU LOOK!34:50Oh my god!34:52Hey, one of us just ate the hottest pepper in the world.34:54Can you tell who it is Wait I actually know Michael Ruben and that not Stop look up white party35:06What he throws a thing called the white party who gets in my are you kidding will boy?35:15No, I'm sitting right you think I was screen cheating. What is the point of us doing this whole bit if you've been cheating this whole time?35:25We're barely cheating!35:26We're gonna put this together!35:27I'm gonna say something funny so the video can end.35:29Um...35:30Bazoopa.35:31Oh shit!35:32It's still going!35:33Well, I've already been on the cover of a couple magazines, so I'm on screen now.35:37So, I think you guys might be overinflating how important it is to be on the cover of a magazine,35:41and potentially misinterpreting the point of fame, and nobody can hear you!35:45Nobody can fucking hear you!35:47Cyanide, shh, in your face.35:49Uh, anti-cyanide, uh, protector.35:52First bottle is free if you- wait, do you want free pills?35:57Just say you'll buy them.35:59Okay, well last time someone said that to me, it didn't go well.36:01Well this time it will, and I promise you, look, they're magic.36:05How the fuck- we wouldn't be beating the f***ing Ender Dragon if it weren't for me.36:09I'm telling you that right now.36:10Really?36:11No, no, absolutely not.36:12Everything in my inventory was completely fine-36:14And guess what?36:15And guess what?36:16How are you gonna find the End Turtle?36:17How are you gonna get there and f***ing die immediately because you don't have jack s*** iron?36:20And what?36:22and a fully enchanted bow with a bunch of arrows that i got enchanted with what what's the36:27enchantment on it power two you can't don't do that don't do that no stop okay i'm no36:40okay there he goes that's actually good if i was a social media manager and i saw that i would36:45think it's actually pretty funny i feel like we just got tricked into going to a concert on behalf36:50of meta and rolling stone yeah i was a little bit confused it also confused us like for example36:59who are you guys see stop you guys but bond we'll go because we're the two that didn't cheat37:09i didn't cheat yes you did you knew technically by proxy maybe i cheated and asked for cheats to37:15to be done for me, but no.37:16You were asking him for help?37:18He was privately messaging me.37:20You were privately messaging him?37:24Was that a ploy to get you guys to clean the house and feed me fruit snacks cause it a yes you caught me37:37We did all the hard work.37:39And we had to-37:39You didn't do anything.37:44I helped, I put signs everywhere.37:48Get off the pole.37:51I wanna be-37:51Get off the fucking pole.37:53I'm gonna be the underdog alone get back in bed get back and get back in bed right now come back to bed38:03come back to bed that was not an event to get on the front cover of fucking rolling stone38:23What the fuck?38:25I crashed out.38:28You broke the fucking table.38:30Our table.38:33You guys only gave me eight steak and a copper sword.38:36Yeah, sorry.38:39Wait, okay.38:40I was working alone.38:41I was working alone.38:42I was with you the whole time.38:43No, you weren't.38:44You were with me physically, but not everything else.38:50All right.38:51Can we go?38:51Get off the...38:52Okay, let's just go to a club.38:55Just two punches?38:57That was it.38:58What just happened?38:59Hi, Anthony.39:01Anthony, you're wearing the same pants as him and the same shirt.39:05As who?39:07I walked outside and then I was attacked.39:11Oh shit, I only have seven arrows.39:12I have 54.39:14You do?39:15Do you want half?39:16How did you get them?39:17I don't know.39:19I'd probably spawn them in.39:20Get rid of them.39:22First interview.39:23Yeah, my bad, my bad.39:24This is our first interview.39:25My bad, my bad, my bad!39:26Nod!39:27Does this same...39:29Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, no.39:33No, let me do this.39:34Stop, stop, stop, stop.39:35You're actually, I care a lot about my Pinterest.39:37No, get away.39:38I actually care, I'll get away.39:40I care a lot about this video too39:41and this is how it's gonna end.39:42I have eight.39:43You have eight, how much do you have?39:44You have four?39:45Of what?39:4620, oh.39:49That's just in case.39:50No, get rid of those.39:51Okay, if I hit the dartboard handle on us, we're feeding them up.39:53Okay.39:54Putting yourself into groups and then looking around at everything else.40:00We're getting, we're fighting a little bit too much so hang on why don't you shut the fuck up?40:04What the fuck is wrong?40:05Are you in the dog?40:06You guys don't win this I take the pizza back to the pizzeria.40:09Noooo!40:11I stole his wallet, I stole his wallet, we gotta go.40:14Go, go, go, go, go.40:15Actually can I steal one?40:16If you want to steal some you can.40:18And those are the type of wacky antics that happen here on Bunch of Friends.40:20I'm gonna go, let's go, let's go, let's go!40:22Noooo!40:26Yeah!40:31When I get down there40:33Just another key evidence that I'm not the fucking problem. Yeah, well you are the fucking problem.40:37Oh, you want to air this out right now?40:39Yeah, I said it right now.40:40Okay, well maybe if you-40:41You want to bring that shit up when you're on a fucking interview, the biggest interview in our life.40:44It's our first interview.40:45Can you shut the fuck up?40:46Yeah, why don't you shut your yapper too, dumbass?40:48Why don't you speak a word in English?40:49Why don't you stop being a misogynist asshole to that one?40:52Why don't you stop being a dab person to that one?40:54Yeah.40:56The last one is the last one.41:01Rain.41:02Rain.41:05Bins.41:06Anthony's Amazon package that came two days ago.41:09What the-41:10What the fuck?41:12Is that actually my package?41:16Are you fucking serious?41:17It didn't seem that important.41:19It was funny It was really funny41:30No!41:32No!41:33What the heck?41:35You don't die with all of our-41:36Why do you have two stacks of flowers?41:38I don't like that you're so ready.41:40Can you-41:40Stop laughing!41:41Erinicious.41:42What the f***?41:44Well, how are they supposed to know where we live?41:46Oh my god, she put our actual-41:47Actual-41:48Wait, is that our-41:49Sorry.41:50Oh, I'm gonna...41:52No, this is a beat.41:54You ruined my fucking bit.41:56You know what? Fine. I'm gonna ruin this bit.41:59Was that a ploy to get you guys to clean the house and feed me fruit snacks because it's a f***?42:04Yes. You caught me.42:06Did I put a pan on the oven?42:07Who did that?42:09Turn that off. Turn that off. Turn that off right now.42:11Let me get it out.42:12Let me get it out.42:13Stop!42:15Third green.42:16Third green!42:17Fuck you!42:18Will pull put me down. He turned my I can't see42:33You dropped the cake42:38Stop42:40We're never gonna get a sponsor on this channel42:44Stop showing me your ass Showing me your ass Alright can we go Get off the No No42:56A gift that says I'm sorry. No, we're signing out of my...42:58Look. No!43:00What? Lighter fluid!43:02No! What? Stop!43:05This is43:05actually lighter fluid.43:07Get away from me, because I'm sick and tired of you guys43:10making fun of me.43:11Can everyone shut the f*** up?43:13You didn't do anything!43:18My Pinterest?43:19What the-43:20It's your board.43:21Alright, alright.43:22Okay.43:22This video sucks.43:23I hate all of you.43:24Stop.43:25Stop.43:25Okay, stop.43:27Let me do this.43:27Let me do this.43:28No.43:28No, let me do this.43:30You're actually-43:31I care a lot about my Pinterest.43:33Get away.43:33I actually care.43:34I'll get away.43:35What the fuck?43:37I crashed up.43:39You broke the fucking table.43:41Do you know anything about Skateboard Eater 24?43:43No, it's Anthony Anthony Anthony44:01Maybe if you guys actually showed me the cake I can help you make it okay, okay, okay44:06You shouldn't have something beginning I44:08Did44:10Wait wait stop hitting everyone Dollars of equipment in there That actual what is wrong with you guys No Will you ruined our equipment Hey everyone44:41fucking bull!44:42We're a bunch of guys!44:44I want to be me forever!44:45No, kids, all listen in!44:46I want to be me!44:47That is so unsafe!44:49There's a lit-44:50That's a big fire!44:53Stop!44:56You always have these big ideas,44:58and you never get anything done!45:00At least I include everyone in my ideas.45:02At least I get stuff done!45:04You guys always fail!45:05You can survive all Minecraft45:07for three45:09hours!45:11No, I don't want to hear you. You are the last person that I want to hear right now.45:15You were asking him for help?45:17He was privately messaging you.45:19You were privately messaging him?