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0:00I couldn't stop him.0:26Neither could I.0:30I lost the kid.0:35Tony, we lost.0:39They saw him.0:42Oh, my God.0:44Oh, my God.0:50It's okay.0:52Maybe I am.0:53We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now.0:55Deep space scans and satellites, and we got nothing.1:00Tony, you fought him.1:02Who told you that? You're a fighter.1:04No, he wet my face with the planet1:06while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store.1:08That's what happened. There was no fight.1:10Okay. He's a beautiful.1:12Did he give you any clues? Any coordinates? Anything?1:16I saw this coming a few years back.1:18I had a vision. I didn't want to believe it.1:20I thought I was dreaming.1:22Tony, I'm gonna need you to focus.1:24And I needed you.1:26As in past tense. That trumps what you need.1:29what you need. It's too late, buddy.1:31Sorry.1:33You know what I need?1:34I need to shave.1:36And I believe I remember telling...1:38Tony, Tony, Tony.1:40...live and otherwise that what we needed1:43was a suit of armor around the world. Remember that?1:46Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not,1:49that's what we needed.1:50Well, that didn't work out, did it?1:52I said we'd lose.1:53You said we'll do that together, too.1:56And guess what, Cap? We lost.1:59And you weren't there.2:01But that's what we do, right?2:03Our best work after the fact, what are the Avengers?2:06We're the Avengers, not the pre-Vengers.2:08Okay. Right?2:09You made your point. Just sit down, okay?2:10Okay. No, no, here's my point.2:11You don't want to just sit down.2:13We need you. Your new blood.2:15A bunch of tired old mules.2:16I got nothing for you, Cap.2:18I got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options.2:22Zero. Zipnata.2:24No trust Liar Here take this You find him you put that on You hide2:38Tony, he's fine.2:43Bruce gave him sedative.2:44He's gonna probably be out for the rest of the day.2:47You guys take care of him?2:51Let's go get this son of a bitch.2:54Okay, who here hasn't been to space?2:59Why?3:00You better not throw up on my ship.3:20This is gonna work, Steve.3:21I know it will.3:23Because I don't know what I'm going to do if it doesn't.3:28Oh no.3:53Where are they?3:55Answer the question.3:58The universe required correction.4:01After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.4:06You murdered truly!4:10I didn't even know what to talk about.4:13What did you talk about?4:15Same old crap, you know, things have changed and...4:18My job, his job, how much we miss the Mets.4:25And then things got quiet, and...4:28I mean, he cried as they were serving the salads.4:32What about you?4:35I cried just before dessert.4:42But I'm seeing them again tomorrow, so...4:45It's great. You did the hardest part.4:48You took the jump. You didn't know where you were gonna come down.4:51And that's it.4:52That those little brave baby steps we gotta take to try and become whole again try and find purpose I went in the ice in 45 right after I met the love of my life5:07Woke up 70 years later.5:12You gotta move on.5:16Gotta move on.5:23The world is in our hands.5:25There's left to us, guys.5:27And we gotta do something with it.5:30Otherwise...5:33Thanos should have killed all of us.5:43You know, I'd offer to cook you dinner,5:45but you seem pretty miserable already.5:51You here to do your laundry?5:53And to see a friend.5:55Clearly, your friend is fine.6:01You know, I saw a pot of whales when I was coming over the bridge.6:04In the Hudson.6:05Fewer ships, cleaner water.6:07You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side,6:11um...6:13I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.6:17Hm.6:19Sorry. Force of habit.6:23You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow.6:42Some do.6:47But not us.6:49If I move on, who does this?6:51Maybe it doesn't need to be done.6:58I used to have nothing.7:01And then I got this.7:05This job.7:09This family.7:15And I was always better because of it.7:21And even though they gone I still trying to be better7:38I think we both need to get a life.7:43You first.7:49Oh, hi. Hi. Is anyone home?7:52Scott, what are you talking about?7:56So, what I'm saying is, time works differently in the quantum realm.8:03The only problem is right now, we don't have a way to navigate it.8:07But what if we did?8:08I can't stop thinking about it.8:09What if we could somehow control the chaos and we could navigate it?8:13What if there was a way that we could enter the quantum realm at a certain point in time,8:18but then exit the quantum realm at another point in time?8:20Like...8:22Like before Thanos.8:24Wait, are you talking about a time machine?8:26No. No, of course not.8:28No, not a time machine. This is more like a...8:32Yeah, like a time machine.8:34I know, it's crazy. It's crazy.8:36But I can't stop thinking about it.8:38There's gotta be...8:40Some...8:42It's crazy.8:43Scott, I get emails from a raccoon,8:45so nothing sounds crazy anymore.8:48So who do we talk to about this?8:51It's over now.9:09Of course. Why did we think of this before?9:11Oh, because it's laughable? Because it's a pipe dream?9:14The stones are in the past. We could go back, we could get them.9:17We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back or screw it up worse than he already has right?9:22I don't believe we would. I've got to say that sometimes you miss that giddy optimism9:27However, high hopes won't help if there's no logic. Mommy told me to come and save you. Good job9:34I'm saved. I wish you were coming here to ask me something else anything else. I'm honestly happy to see you guys9:40I just oh look the table set for six. Tony, I get it and I'm happy for you. I really am9:46But this is a second chance.9:49I got my second chance right here, Cap.9:52Can't roll the dice on it.9:55If you don't talk shop, you can stick and watch.9:57Come on.10:00Yeah, but I mean, what are we gonna do?10:02We need it. What, are we gonna stop?10:04No, I wanna do it right.10:09We're gonna need a really big brain.10:12Bigger than his?10:13Make it a little space here.10:14Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring him back?10:16I'm working on it.10:24It's Baby.10:25It's Scott.10:26As a baby.10:27He'll grow.10:27Bring Scott back.10:28When I say kill the power, kill the power.10:30Oh my god.10:32Time travel!10:37What?10:39I see this as an absolute win.10:58I'm sorry.11:28Let me guess, he turned into a baby.11:31Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?11:33It's the EPR paradox.11:35Instead of pushing Lang through time,11:37you might have wound up pushing time through Lang.11:39It's tricky, dangerous.11:40Somebody could have cautioned you against it.11:42You did.11:43Oh, did I?11:44Well, thank God I'm here.11:47Regardless, I fixed it.11:49A fully functioning time-space GPS.11:54I just want peace.11:56Turns out resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.12:00Me too.12:02We got a shot at getting these stones,12:05but I gotta tell you my priorities.12:07If we bring back what we lost, I hope, yes.12:09Keep what I found have to at all costs.12:12And maybe not die trying.12:16Would be nice.12:19Sounds like a deal.12:26I sorry Tony I don know12:46Why?12:48He made it for you.12:50Plus, honestly, I have to get out of the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.12:55Thank you, Tommy.13:01Will you keep that a little quiet?13:04Didn't bring one for the whole team.13:07We are getting an old team.13:09Yeah?13:10We're working on that right now.13:14All right.13:15We have a plan.13:17Six stones, three teams, one shot.13:25Five years ago we lost.13:34All of us.13:37We lost friends.13:39We lost family.13:42We lost a part of ourselves.13:46Today we have a chance to take it all back.13:49You know your teams.13:51You know your missions.13:53Get the stones.13:54get them back.13:56One round trip each.13:57No mistakes.13:59No do-overs.14:01Most of us are going somewhere we know.14:03That doesn't mean you should know what to expect.14:06Be careful.14:07Look out for each other.14:10This is the fight of our lives.14:13And we're gonna win.14:17Whatever it takes.14:21Good luck.14:24All right, we all have our assignments. Two stones uptown, one stone down. Stay low, keep an eye on the clock.14:54Maybe smash a few things along the way I think it gratuitous but whatever15:16Coordinate search and rescue.15:17On my way down, the coordinate search and rescue.15:19I mean, honestly.15:21How do you keep your food down?15:22Shut up.15:23On it.15:26Head to the lobby.15:27All right, I'll see you there.15:28Evidence secure.15:30We're en route to Dr. List.15:32No.15:33No ages at all, Mr. Secretary.15:40Captain, I thought you were coordinating search and rescue.15:44Change of plans.15:49Hey, Cap.15:51Romlo.15:53I just got a call from the secretary.16:01I'm going to be running point on the scepter.16:05Sir, I don't understand.16:10We got word there may be an attempt to steal it.16:12Sorry, Cap.16:14We can't give you the scepter.16:16I'm going to have to call the director.16:18That's okay.16:19Trust me.16:23Yeah, Lycra.16:37Tony, what's going on?16:39Tell me you found that cube.16:43Oh, you got me shitting me.16:49I have eyes on Loki, 14th floor.16:51floor i'm not loki and i don't want to hurt you17:07i can do this all day yeah i know i know17:21I sorry Where did you get this17:55Bucky is alive!18:02What?18:03Get out!18:18That is America's ass.18:25Cap.18:27Sorry, buddy. We got a problem.18:30Yeah, we do.18:32Well, what are we gonna do now?18:34You know what? Give me a break, Steve.18:35I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.18:37You said that we had one shot.18:38This. This was our shot.18:40We shot it. It shot. Six stones or nothing.18:42It was six stones or nothing.18:43You're repeating yourself. You know that?18:44You're repeating yourself. You're repeating yourself.18:46Dude, come on.18:47You never wanted a time heist. You weren't on board with the time heist.18:50I dropped the ball. You ruined the time heist.18:51Is that what I did?18:52Yeah.18:53any other options with the Tesseract.18:54No, no, no, there's no other options.18:56There's no do-overs, we're not going anywhere else.18:58We have one particle left each.19:01That's it, all right?19:02We use that, bye-bye, you're not going home.19:04Yeah, well, if we don't try,19:07then no one else is going home either.19:08You got it.19:10There's another way to retake the Tesseract19:12and acquire new particles.19:15A little stroll down memory lane.19:17Military installation, Garden State.19:23When were they both there?19:24They were there at a time... I have a vaguely exact idea.19:27How vague.19:28What are you talking about? Where are we going?19:29I know for a fact they were there.19:30Who's vague? What are we doing?19:31I know how I know.19:34Guys, what is it?19:36Well, it looks like we're improvising.19:38Great.19:39What are we improvising?19:40Scott, get this back to the compound.19:42Shoot up.19:43What's in New Jersey?19:44Zero four.19:44Zero four.19:45Zero seven.19:46Zero seven.19:47Excuse me.19:47One nine seven oh.19:49Are you sure?19:50Cap...19:51Captain, Steve.19:53Sorry, America, Rogers. Look, if you do this, and it doesn't work, you're not coming back.20:00Thanks for the pep talk, pissant.20:03You trust me.20:05I do.20:08You're cool.20:10Here we go.20:17Where do you hide it?20:19In plain sight.20:30Good luck on your mission, Captain.20:50Good luck on your project, Doctor.20:56You're new here.21:00Not exactly.21:30You've never seen these two men before?21:31No, I've got an eye for this. The two of them look fishy.21:33Can you describe them?21:34Well, one of them had a hippie beard.21:36A hippie? Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?21:37Definitely Mungo Jerry.21:38Yeah, this is Chesler. I need every available MP of sub-level 6.21:41We have a potential breach.22:00I'm sorry.22:30I sorry22:55Do we know if she had family?23:00Yeah.23:01Us.23:04What?23:06What do you do? What do you do?23:07Just ask her a question.23:08Yeah, no, you're acting like she's dead. Why are we acting like she's dead? We have the stones, right?23:12As long as we have the stones, Cap, we can bring her back. Isn't that right?23:15So stop this shit where the Avengers get together.23:18We have to make it worth it.23:19We have to.23:22We will.23:23Okay.23:25No, no, no.23:25Stop it.23:26Just wait.23:27You haven't decided who's going to put that on you.23:29Oh, I'm sorry.23:30We're all just sitting around waiting for the right opportunity.23:36Come on, buddy.23:37Wake up.23:38That's my man.23:40You lose this again?23:41I'm keeping it.23:45What happened?23:47If you mess with time, it tends to mess back.23:49You'll see.23:53What you been doing?24:16Absolutely nothing.24:19Where are the stones?24:21Somewhere under all this.24:23All I know is he doesn't have them.24:26So we keep it that way.24:28You know it's a trap, right?24:30Yeah, I don't much care.24:33Good.24:35Just as long as we're all in agreement.24:48Let's kill him properly this time.24:53You could not live with your own failure Where did that bring you25:09Back to me.25:14I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive.25:20Create a new one.25:22A grateful universe25:25Born out of blood25:27They'll never know it25:28Because you won't be alive to tell them25:52I knew it.26:22I'm not going to die.26:52I'm out.27:22I sorry In all my years of conquest violence slaughter was never personal27:49But I'll tell you now27:54What I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet28:02I'm gonna enjoy it28:07Very, very much28:19No!28:49I'm sorry.29:19Captain Sam, can you hear me?29:23On your left.30:00The30:30Is that everyone?30:56What do you want?30:57More?31:00Avengers!31:30Assemble.32:00Die!32:30No no no give me that You have the little one32:37Quit those doors as far away as possible!32:39No!32:47Anyone see an ugly brown van out there?32:50Yes!32:51You're not gonna like where it's bombed!32:55Dampers, we need an assist here.33:25The End33:55I'm sorry.34:25I'm sorry.34:55And remember you have to return the stones to the exact moment you got them you gonna open up a bunch of nasty alternative realities Don worry Brooks Crip all the branches35:07You know, I tried.35:10When I had the gauntlet, the stones, I really tried to bring her back.35:17I miss her, man.35:19Me too.35:20You know, if you want, I could come with you.35:29You're a good man, Sam.35:31This one's on me, though.35:37Don't do anything stupid till I get back.35:41How can I?35:42You're taking all the stupid with you.35:50I'm gonna miss you, buddy.35:54It's gonna be okay, Buck.36:03How long is this gonna take?36:05For him, as long as he needs.36:06For us, five seconds.36:13You ready, Captain?36:14All right, we'll meet you back here, okay?36:17You bet.36:18Going quantum.36:21Three.36:22Two.36:24One.36:26And returning in five.36:29Four.36:30Three.36:31Two.36:32One.36:40Where is he?36:42I don't know.36:42He blew right by his time stamp.36:44He should be here.36:48Well get him back.36:52I'm trying.36:53Get him the hell back.36:54Hey son, I'm trying.36:55Sam.37:18Go ahead.37:34Go ahead Cap Hi Sam So did something go wrong or did something go right37:38Well, after I put the stones back, I thought that I was a good one.37:45I thought that I was a good one.37:49I thought that I was a good one.37:52Well, after I put the stones back, I thought...37:57maybe I'll try some of that life Tony was telling me to give.38:05How'd that work out for you?38:10It was beautiful.38:13I'm happy for you. Truly.38:17Only thing bumming me out is the fact I have to live in a world without Captain America.38:24Oh, well...38:27It reminds me.38:39Try it on.38:47How does it feel?39:09Like it's someone else's.39:14It isn't.39:30I'll do my best.39:35That's why it's yours.39:41You want to tell me about her?39:45No. No, I don't think I will.40:00I'm sorry.