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0:00All fathers, let the dark magic0:24Forth and me one last time.0:42That was a mistake.0:49No!0:54You're going to die for that.1:10Odinson.1:15The rightful king of Jotunheim,1:18god of mischief,1:20do hereby pledge to you1:22my undying fidelity.1:37Undying.1:42You should choose your words more carefully.1:52Come on.1:54Come on.2:07You will never be a god.2:22Oh no Oh no No2:41No resurrections this time.2:55No.2:57Okay.3:25Wake.3:29Wake.3:47Who the hell are you guys?3:48the entire time i knew thanos he only ever had one goal3:55to bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life3:59he used to kill people planet by planet massacre by massacre including my own if he gets all six4:07infinity stones he can do it with the snap of his fingers like this you seem to know a great deal4:12about Thanos. Gamora was the daughter of Thanos.4:22Your father killed my brother. Oh boy. Stepfather. Technically she hates him as much as you do.4:33Families can be tough. Before my father died he told me that I had a half-sister who was4:38was he imprisoned in hell?4:40Then she returned home4:42and stabbed me in the eye,4:44so I had to kill her.4:45That's life there was nothing.4:47It's been round and round.4:49I feel your pain.4:50I feel your pain as well,4:52because, I mean, it's not a competition,4:54but I been through a lot My father killed my mother and then I had to kill my father That was hard Probably even harder than having to kill a sister Plus I came out with both my eyes which was5:07I need a hammer, not a spoon.5:10How do I open this thing? There's some sort of, uh, four-digit code, maybe.5:15Maybe a birthday to me.5:17Uh, what are you doing?5:18Taking your pod.5:21No, you're not!5:22You will not be taking our pod today, sir.5:29Uh, well, are you making your voice deeper?5:34No, you are.5:36You're imitating the God-Man.5:38It's weird.5:39No, I'm not.5:40He just did it again.5:41This is my voice.5:48Are you mocking me?5:50Are you mocking me?5:51Stop it. You just didn't do it again.5:54He's trying to copy it.5:55Enough!5:56He's doing it first.5:57We need to stop Thanos,5:59which means we need to find out where he's going next.6:02Nowhere.6:03He must be going somewhere.6:05No, no. Nowhere?6:07It's a place. We've been there. It sucks.6:10Excuse me, that's our food.6:11Not anymore.6:13Thor, why would he go to nowhere?6:16Because for years, the reality stone's been safely stored there6:20with a man called the Collector.6:21If it's with the Collector, then it's not safe.6:23Only an idiot would give that man a stone.6:25Or a genius.6:26How do you know he's not going for one of the other stones?6:29There are six stones out there.6:32Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week.6:36He decimated Xander.6:38He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people.6:43The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth.6:45They're with the Avengers.6:46The Avengers?6:47The Earth's mightiest heroes.6:48Like Kevin Bacon?6:49He may be on the team. I don't know. I haven't been there in a while.6:52As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is.6:56Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to nowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone.7:02You're welcome.7:03Then we have to go to nowhere now.7:05Wrong. Where we have to go is Nidavellir.7:09That's a made-up word.7:10What word's made-up?7:11Nidavellir is real? Seriously?7:13I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons never torment the universe.7:19I would very much like to go there, please.7:21The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you.7:24Rabbit Only Ytri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need I assume you the captain sir You very perceptive You seem like a noble leader Will you join me on my quest to Nivitalir Let me just ask the captain7:35Oh, wait a second. It's me.7:36Yeah, I'll go.7:37Wonderful.7:38Uh, except for that I'm the captain.7:40Quiet.7:41That's my backpack.7:42Go sit down.7:42Look, this is my ship, and I'm not going to...7:46Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?7:49The Thanos killing kind.7:51Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?7:53No.7:53You simply lack the strength to wield them.7:55Your bodies would crumple as your minds collapsed into madness.7:58Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?8:00A little bit.8:01If we don't go to nowhere and Thanos retrieves another stone, he'll be too powerful to stop.8:06He already is.8:07I got it figured out.8:08We got two ships and a large assault man of morons.8:12So me and group will go with the pirate angel here.8:14And the morons will go to nowhere to try to stop Thanos.8:18Cool?8:19Cool.8:19So cool.8:20For the record.8:21I know that you're only going with him because it's where Thanos isn't.8:25You know, you really shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill.8:29Come on, Groot.8:31Put that game down. You're right, you're brave.8:38I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.8:41Bye.8:43I am Groot.8:45Tinkle in the cup. We're not looking. What's there to see?8:48What's a twig? Everybody's seeing a twig.8:49I'm Groot.8:51Three poets in the cup out into space and go in the cup again.8:54You speak Groot?8:55Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.8:57I am Groot.8:58You'll know when we're close.9:00If it lives forge, harnesses the blazing power of a neutron star.9:07It's the birthplace of my hammer.9:09It's truly awesome.9:11You also.9:18Okay. Time to be the captain.9:26So dead brother, huh?9:28Yeah, it could be annoying.9:30Well, he's been dead before.9:34You know, this time I think it really might be true.9:37And you said you're your sister and your dad.9:39Both dead.9:41But still got a mom now?9:43Killed by a dark elf.9:45A best friend?9:46Stabbed through the heart.9:50You sure you're up to this particular murder mission?9:56Absolutely.9:57No rage and, uh, vengeance.10:00Vengeance, anger, loss, regret, they're all tremendous motivators.10:03They really clear the mind, so I'm good to go.10:07Yeah, but, I mean, this Thanos we're talking about, he's the toughest there is.10:12Well, he's never fought me.10:13Yeah, he has.10:14He's never fought me twice.10:16And I'm getting a new hammer, don't forget.10:18Well, it better be some hammer.10:24You know, I'm 1,500 years old.10:26I've killed twice as many enemies as that,10:30and every one of them would have rather killed me,10:32but none succeeded.10:33I'm only alive because fate wants me alive.10:37Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards,10:40and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance.10:42Fate wills it so.10:43Mm-hmm.10:45And what if you're wrong?10:50Well, if I'm wrong, then...10:52what more could I lose?10:56I can lose a lot.11:10Me, personally, I can lose a lot.11:16Okay.11:18Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap sack,11:22you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.11:24What's this?11:25What's it look like?11:26Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.11:29He gave you his eye?11:30Nah, he gave me a hundred credits.11:32I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.11:37Thank you, sweet rabbit.11:45Oh.11:46I wouldn't have watched that.11:49The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my...11:52Hey, we're here.11:56I don't think this thing works. Everything seems dark.12:02It ain't the eye.12:18Something's wrong.12:20The star's gone out.12:22And the rings are frozen.12:26so I hope these dwarves are better at forging than they are cleaning12:48Maybe they realize that they live in a junk pile in the middle of space.12:57This forge hasn't gone dark in centuries.13:02You said Thanos had a gauntlet, right?13:05Yes. Why?13:06It look anything like that?13:11I am Groot.13:14Get back to the pod.13:18Vyatri, wait!13:21Stop!13:25So?13:29What happened here?13:31You were supposed to protect us.13:34Asgard was supposed to protect us!13:37Asgard is destroyed.13:41Vyatri, the glove, what did you do?13:48Three hundred dwarves left on this ring.14:02I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe.14:08I made what he wanted.14:11A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones.14:15Then he killed everyone anyway.14:22All except me.14:26Your life is yours, he said.14:29But your hands...14:32Your hands are mine, Leon.14:35Itri, this isn't about your hands.14:38Every weapon you've ever designed, every axe, hammer, sword, it's all inside your head.14:44Now I know it feels like all hope is lost, trust me I know.14:48But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.14:53The End This the plan We gonna hit him with a brick15:11It's a mold.15:13A king's weapon.15:15Meant to be the greatest in Asgard.15:18In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost.15:21It have a name?15:24Stormbreaker.15:25Yeah, it's a bit much.15:28So how do we make it?15:31You'll have to restart the forge.15:34Awaken the heart of a dying star.15:39Rabbit, fire up the pod.15:49I don't think you get the scientifics here.15:52These rings are gigantic. You wanna get them moving? You're gonna need something a lot bigger to yank them loose.15:57Leave that to me.15:58Leave it to you!15:59Buddy, you're in space. All you got is a rope and a...16:11Fire the entrance!16:22More power, rabbit!16:52Well done, boy.17:07That's little there.17:22Damn it Damn it What damn it The mechanism is crippled What With the iris closed I can heat the metal17:36How long will it take to heat it?17:38A few minutes, maybe more. Why?17:42I'm gonna hold it open.17:44That's suicide.17:45So is facing Thanos without that axe.17:55All fathers give me strength.17:57You understand, boy?17:59You're about to take the full force of a star.18:03It'll kill you.18:05Only if I die.18:07Yes.18:09That's what killing you means.18:25Hold it! Hold it!18:55Oh!19:25Thor, say something.19:33Come on.19:34Thor, you okay?19:40I think he's dying.19:43He needs the axe.19:46Where's the handle?19:51Tree!19:52Help me find the handle.20:00I'm not going to die.20:30You guys are so screwed now!20:56Bring me Thanos!21:00Your hair cut?21:18Notice you've copied my beard.21:21Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine.21:23Free.21:24I am Groot!21:27I am Steve Rogers.21:30I not sure what you doing I told you22:14You die for that.22:39You should have gone for the head.22:44No!22:48What did you do?23:06Where'd he go?23:11Four.23:16Steve?