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0:00Seriously?0:01You don't have any money.0:04Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.0:07I'll tell the guys of the deli.0:08Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical how and ride.0:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.0:11I think I have 200.0:12Dollars?0:13Whoopies.0:14Which is?0:15A little fuckin' hot.0:17What do you want?0:19I wouldn't say no to a tuna mallard.0:30Thanos is coming.0:36He's coming.0:41Who?0:43I'm Dr. Stephen Strange.0:45I need you to come with me.0:48Oh, congratulations on the wedding, by the way.0:51I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something?0:53We need your help.0:55Look, it's not overselling it to say that the fate of the universe is at stake.0:58And who's we?1:00Hey, Tony.1:03These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.1:08Space.1:10Reality.1:13Power.1:16Soul.1:18Mind.1:21And time.1:30Did you seriously just say hitherto undreamt of?1:32Are you seriously leaning on the cauldron of the cosmos?1:34Never now.1:38I'm going to allow that.1:42If Thanos needs L6, why don't we just stick this one down to garbage disposal?1:45No can do.1:46We swore an oath to protect the time storm with our lives.1:49And I swore off dairy, but then Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...1:53Stark-raving hazelnuts.1:54Not bad.1:55Bit chalky.1:56A hugger-hulker burning fudge is our favorite.1:58That's a thing.1:59That's a thing.1:59Whatever the point is, things change.2:01Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change.2:04And this stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.2:06So conversely, it may also be his best chance against us.2:09Well, if we don't do our jobs.2:11What is your job exactly besides making balloon animals?2:15Protecting your reality, douchebag.2:20Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would you?2:24Not at the moment no moment now2:553rd Street, notify first responders.3:01Will do.3:25Hear me and rejoice.3:34You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos.3:39Be thankful that your meaningless lives are now contributing to the balance.3:44I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.3:47You better pack it up and get out of here.3:50Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?3:54Certainly not, I speak for myself.3:56I've been trespassing in this city and on this planet.4:05Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.4:07I'm sorry, either I can't or he won't.4:09Dr. Banner, get the rest of your green friend, won't we join in?4:13Ah!4:23We gotta get that stone out of here now.4:24It stays with me.4:25Exactly. Bye.4:43Your powers are quaint. You must be popular with children.4:49It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.4:51Then I'll take it off your corpse.5:02I sorry You find removing a deathmall spell troublesome5:12You'll only wish you were dead.5:14No!5:24No!5:43In all the time I have served Thanos,5:47I have never failed him.5:49If I were to reach our rendezvous on Titan, with the time stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there would be judgment.6:12Give me...6:13The stone.6:24We've got to turn the ship around.6:26Yeah. Now he wants to run. Great.6:28I want to protect the stone.6:30And I want you to thank me now. Go ahead. I'm listening.6:33For what? Nearly blasting me in this space?6:36Who just saved your magical ass? Me.6:38I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.6:40Admit it. You should have ducked out when I told you to.6:43I tried to bench you, you refused.6:44Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.6:47And due to that fact, we're now in a flying donut,6:49billions of miles from Earth, with no backup.6:51I'm backup.6:52No, you're still away.6:53The adults are talking.6:54I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here.6:57I mean, what is he, your ward?6:59No.7:00I'm Peter, by the way.7:02Dr. Strange.7:03Oh, you're using their made-up names.7:04Um...7:05I'm Spider-Man, then.7:07This ship is self-correcting its course.7:09The thing's on autopilot.7:10Can we control it?7:12Fly us home7:17Stark yeah, can you get us home? Yeah, I heard you7:22I'm not so sure we should7:25Under no circumstances can we bring the time stone to Thanos I don think you quite understand what at stake here No it you who doesn understand that Thanos has been inside my head for six years7:38since he sent an army to New York, and now he's back.7:41And I don't know what to do.7:43So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his,7:46but you saw what they did, what they can do.7:50At least sometimes turf he's not expecting it.7:52So I say we take the fight to him.7:55Doctor, do you concur?8:02Alright Stark, we go to him.8:05But you have to understand, if it comes to saving you or the kid or the Time Stone,8:12I will not hesitate to let either of you die.8:16I can't because the universe depends on it.8:20Nice.8:22Good, moral compass.8:25We're straight.8:27You're a kid.8:30You're an Avenger now.8:39You alright?8:42That was close.8:45What were you, one?8:47Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.8:52I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip, you understand?8:56I'm trying to say that something is coming.9:05Dano!9:12I'm gonna ask you this one time.9:15Where is Gamora?9:16Yeah, I'll do you one better.9:18Who's Gamora?9:19I'll do you one better.9:21Why is Gamora?9:22Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna french fry this little freak.9:26Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go.9:29Do it, Quill. I can take it.9:32No, he can't take it.9:33She's right. You can't.9:34Oh, yeah? You don't want to tell me where she is? That's fine.9:36I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.9:40Starting with you.9:40Wait, what? Thanos?9:42All right, let me ask you this one time.9:44What master do you serve?9:46What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?9:50You're from Earth.9:51I'm not from Earth. I'm from Missouri.9:52Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit.9:53What are you hassling us for?9:54So you're not with Thanos?9:57With Thanos?10:00No. I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl away. Who are you?10:05We're the Avengers, man.10:06You're...10:07Blowing my mind.10:08Excuse me?10:10But does your friend often do that?10:15Strange, we all right?10:27Be back, you're all right.10:28Bye.10:28Hey, what was that?10:30We went forward in time to view alternate futures,10:34to see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.10:38How many did you see?10:40Fourteen million six hundred and five.10:43How many did we win?10:50One.10:58Oh yeah.11:19You're much more of a Thanos.11:23I take it the Ma is dead.11:25Mr. Day extracts a heavy toll.11:32Still, he accomplished his mission.11:35You may regret that.11:37He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.11:43Where do you think he brought you?11:47Let me guess Your home It was11:57And it was beautiful.12:01Titan was like most planets.12:04Too many mouths, not enough to go around.12:07And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.12:11Genocide.12:13But random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike.12:19They called me a madman.12:22And what I predicted came to pass.12:27Congratulations, you're a prophet.12:30I'm a survivor.12:31Who wants to murder trillions.12:34With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers.12:38They would all cease to exist, and I call that...12:41mercy.12:43And then what?12:46I finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.12:54The hardest choices require the strongest wills.12:58I think you'll find our will equal to yours.13:04Our?13:13Don't let him close his fist.13:35Magic More magic Magic with a kick Magic with a Magic with a14:06Ah!14:36You're full of tricks, wizard.15:02that you never once used your greatest weapon15:07a fake.15:16Stop!15:23Spare his life,15:26and I will give you the stone No tricks15:37Don't.15:57Oh, my God.16:27One to go.16:42Where is he?16:52Did we just lose?16:57Why would you do that?17:02We're in the endgame now.17:08Tony...17:13There was no other way.17:21Did you start?