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0:00I'm sorry.0:30Um, hi.0:39Hi?0:41I'm, uh...0:43The most famous person in the world.0:45I know.0:47Juan, try not to slip.0:49We don't have liability insurance.0:54Is all of this for a holiday party?0:56No.0:57One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia.1:00The blizzard blasted through.1:04Because someone forgot to cast an earthly maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.1:08That's right, he did, because he forgot I now have higher duties.1:12Higher duties?1:13The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties, yes.1:15Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme.1:17No, he got it on a technicality, because I blipped for five years.1:21Oh, well, congratulations.1:22If I'd been here, then I would...1:24You burned the place down.1:25You two.1:25No one said stop shoveling.1:27So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure?1:30Right, um, well, I'm really sorry to bother you, sir, but...1:33Please, it's safe to have the universe together.1:35I think we're beyond you calling you, sir.1:37Okay, uh, Steven.1:39That feels weird, but I'll allow it.1:41Uh...1:43When, um...1:45When Mysterio revealed my identity,1:48my entire life got screwed up, and...1:51I was wondering, I mean, I don't really know if this would actually work,1:54I was wondering if maybe you could go back in time and make it so that he never did.2:02Peter, we tampered with the stability of space-time to resurrect countless lives.2:08Do you want to do it again now just because yours got messy?2:10This isn't, it's not about me.2:12I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people.2:14My Aunt May, Happy, my best friend, my girlfriend, their futures are ruined just because they know me and they've done nothing wrong.2:23I am so sorry but even if I wanted to I don have the time stone anymore That right2:38I'm really sorry if I've wasted your time.2:41No, you didn't.2:42Forget about it, please.2:43Oh, he will. He's very good at forgetting things.2:48Wong, you've actually generated a good idea.2:51What?2:52The runes of Kafka.2:53The Runes of Koff Kahl.2:55Oh, it's just a standard spell of forgetting.2:57Won't turn back time, but at least people will forget2:59that you were ever Spider-Man.3:01Seriously? That would be...3:03That spell travels the dark borders between known3:05and unknown reality. It's too dangerous.3:07We've used it for a lot less.3:09Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar Taj?3:12No.3:13Exactly.3:17Come on, Wong.3:19Hasn't he been through enough?3:23Just leave me out of this.3:32Fine.3:35Fine.3:47So what is this place?3:49The sanctum's built at the intersection of cosmic energy currents.3:54We weren't the first to seek him out.3:56Some of these walls are thousands of years old.3:59And they shot an episode of the Equalizer here in the 80s.4:03Well, I, um...4:06Really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.4:09Don't mention it.4:11And don't call me sir.4:14Right. Sorry.4:16You ready?4:18I'm ready.4:22Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.4:28Wait, excuse me?4:31The entire world's about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.4:35Including me.4:36Everyone?4:38Can't some people still know?4:40That's not how the spell works, and it's very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting.4:45So my girlfriend's just gonna forget about everything we've been through?4:47I mean, is she even gonna be my girlfriend?4:49That depends what she's your girlfriend, just because you're Spider-Man, or...?4:51I mean, I don't know. I really hope not.4:53All right, fine.4:55Everyone in the world gonna forget that you Spider except your girlfriend Thank you so much Ned Oh my god Ned Ned What is a Ned5:06He's my best friend, so it's really important to me that Ned knows you.5:14Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell anymore while I'm casting him.5:19Okay, I'm done, I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done.5:22But my Aunt May should really know.5:24Stop tampering with the spell.5:25Once you found out that I was Spider-Man, it was really messy,5:27and I don't think that I could go through with that again.5:31So, my Aunt May?5:32Yes.5:32Oh, thank you. Happy?5:34No, I'm annoyed.5:35No, it's a nickname. Harold Happy Hogan.5:37He used to work recording starts, but then he was kind of dating my ass.5:39Did you just stop talking to me?5:47Basically, everyone that knew that I was Spider-Man before should still know.5:54Did it work?6:13You changed my spell six times.6:16Five times.6:17You changed my spell.6:18You don't do that.6:19I told you, and that is why.6:21That spell was completely out of control.6:23If I hadn't shut it down, something catastrophic could have happened.6:26Steven, listen, I am so sorry.6:28Call me sir.6:31Sorry, sir.6:34You know, after everything we've been through together, somehow I always forget.6:37You're just a kid.6:40Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.6:43It's you, trying to live two different lives.6:46And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes, believe me.6:49I'm so sorry about you and your friends not getting into college, but if they rejected you and6:55you tried to convince them to reconsider, there's nothing else you can do.7:03When you say convince them, you mean like I could have called them?7:07Yeah.7:09I could do that.7:11You haven't called them?7:13Well, I mean, I got their letter and I assumed that that was...7:15I'm sorry.7:16Harry, are you telling me that you didn't even think to plead your case with him first7:21before you asked me to brainwash the entire world Well I mean when you put it like that then7:37well be careful what you wish for Parker please explain to me what is going on7:47that little spell that you boss where you wanted everyone to forget the Peter7:51Parker spider-man it started pulling in everyone who knows Peter Parker7:54Spider-Man from every universe into this one.7:59From every universe?8:00Who are you? And where am I?8:02I think it's better we don't engage with them,8:03because, frankly, the multiverse is a concept8:05about which we know frighteningly little.8:09The multiverse is real.8:11This shouldn't even be possible.8:13But I thought you stopped the spell.8:14No, I contained it, but it would appear8:16that a few of them squeaked through.8:18After you left, I detected another worldly presence.8:20I pursued it into the sewers where I found that8:23Slimy green son of a gun8:26Spell?8:28Is it magic?8:29What is this, a birthday party?8:31Who is this clown?8:33What is this madness?8:34Watch this8:34Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?8:37Yes8:38Was that him?8:39See?8:42Okay, here's what we gotta do8:43I don't know how many of these visitors we've got8:46I saw another one8:47On the bridge8:48He was like a8:49Like a flying green elf8:52Well, he sounds jolly. Why don't you start with him?8:54I need you to capture them, bring them here,8:56while I figure out how to get them back8:58before they destroy the fabric of reality.9:01Or worse, Wong finds out.9:03Uh, Dr. Strange?9:05What?9:06My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT,9:09and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters, they...9:12Hey, watch your mouth!9:13I'm sorry, but...9:14You're seriously still talking about college?9:22Hey, what did you just do?9:24This.9:26Hey!9:27Oh!9:30How did you do that?9:32Lots of birthday parties.9:40Hey!9:44One shot, send them here, move on. You're welcome. Get to work.9:47Sir?9:49Now what?9:50I know this is my mess and I swear to you that I'll fix it, but I'm gonna need some help9:58Can't believe I'm in the sink10:00from singtorum.10:01So, how did you know you were made up of magic?10:06Because my Nana says that we have it in our family10:08and sometimes I get these tinglings in my hands.10:10You should talk to your physician.10:11Peter!10:12Hey, hey.10:14I'm so sorry for dragging you in.10:16Listen, you just gotta help me find these guys.10:17You don't have to apologize, okay?10:19You got us a second shot at MIT.10:21So, how did the bad guys get here?10:24You screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.10:27Wait, what?10:27I thought it was MIT the lady you saved.10:30Uh, no, that was after. Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?10:33No, let's just focus on the bad news.10:35As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers,10:39so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and...10:43Scooby-Doo this shit!10:45You're telling us what to do,10:47even though it was your spell that got screwed up,10:49meaning that all this is kind of your mess.10:52You know, I know a couple of magic words myself,10:54starting with the word, please.10:57Please, Scooby-Doo, this shit.11:03You can work in the Undercroft.11:05The Undercroft?11:11Oh, great, you caught another one.11:13No, no, no, wait, Strange, he's not going to...11:15It's okay, um...11:21What is that?11:23It's an ancient relic, the Makina de Cadavus.11:25I've trapped your corrupted spell inside, and once I finish the proper ritual, it'll reverse the spell.11:31Let's send these guys back to their universes.11:33And then what? We perish?11:36No, no thanks. I'll pass on that.11:38Let me out of here.11:40Pinar!11:41Strange. We can't send them back. Not yet.11:46Why?11:48Some of these guys are gonna die.11:50Parker. It's their fate.11:54Come on, Strange. Have a heart.11:58In the grand calculus of the multiverse,12:02their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives.12:11I'm sorry, kid.12:13If they die, they die.12:24Peter Peter12:45Don't.12:48Dude, what are you doing?12:50You gotta go!12:50Don't!12:50Don't get me!12:51This is why you never had kids.12:57Oh!13:10Give me the box.13:11No!13:13Whoa!13:21Oh my god, I'm dead.13:32You're not dead. You've just been separated from your physical form.13:35My physical... what?13:37How are you doing that?13:39I have no idea.13:41You should not be able to do that.13:43This feels amazing.13:51That might be one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me, but don't ever do that again.14:06Hey, get off of me!14:21I'm not going to die.14:51What is this place The mirror dimension where I in control What is this place The mirror dimension where I in control15:09Strange stuff. Can we please just talk about this?15:12Parker, don't you realize that in the multiverse there are an infinite number of people who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man.15:19And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here.15:22Look, I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die.15:25It's their fate.15:27You can't change that any more than you could change who they are.15:30But what if we could?15:31What if we could change their fate?15:35Whoa, what are you doing?15:42I'm not giving you the...15:43Whoa!15:52Give me that back!16:16Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral?16:19The mirror dimension is just geometry.16:20You're great at geometry.16:21You could do geometry.16:25Square the radius.16:26It's a pi-by-pi.16:27Pop points along the curve.16:28It's over, Parker.16:30I'll come pick you up when it's done.16:34Hey, Strange.16:36You know what's cooler than magic?16:42Math.16:43Don't do this.16:47Ow.16:48I'm sorry, sir, but...16:50I have to try.16:58We're going to hide the sea.16:59Oh, right, right, right.17:04Yeah!17:09Where is he?17:11Wait, wait, wait.17:12Before you do anything, Mr. Dr. Strange, sir, Peter's plan is working.17:16What plan?17:17He's curing them.17:20Allow me down.17:28Did you just open a portal Yes sir I did17:40Strange, wait, we're so close.17:41Skip it.17:42I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.17:45I know, I know, I know.17:46I, uh, um, uh, I'm sorry about that, sir.17:50I mean, you went to the Grand Canyon?17:52He could have used your help.17:53No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.17:54These are my new friends. This is Peter Parker's Peter Parker's spider-man spider-man their bees from other universes18:00They're here to help. This is the wizard that I was telling you about look18:02I am really impressed that you've managed to give them all a second chance kid18:07This has to end now18:24Oh, my God.18:54It's real.18:58Are there people in the sky?19:09I gotta go.19:10Yeah, yeah, I gotta.19:11You okay?19:16What's happening?19:17They're starting to come through and I can't stop them.19:19There's gotta be something we can do.19:21Can't you just cast the spell again?19:22But the original way before I screwed it up.19:24We're too late for that. They're here.19:27They're here because of you.19:34What if everyone forgot who I was?19:36What?19:37They're coming here because of me, right?19:39Because I'm Peter Parker.19:41So cast a new spell.19:43But this time make everyone forget who Peter Parker is.19:45Make everyone forget.19:48Me.19:49No.19:50But it would work, right?19:51Yeah, it would work.19:52You've got to understand that would mean that everyone who knows and loves you, we...20:00We'd have no memory of you.20:05It would be as though you never existed.20:10I know.20:13Do it.20:18We better go ahead and say your goodbyes.20:20You don't have love.20:21Thank you, sir.20:22Call me Stephen.20:27Thank you, Stephen.20:30Yeah, still feels weird.20:35I'll see you around.20:38It's a lot good.