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0:00First day at MIT, let's go!0:06Oh my gosh, we're here, we made it!0:09MJ, come on.0:10Including you.0:11Pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life right now.0:14I can't.0:16Oh, please don't do this!0:18Okay, okay, okay.0:19Because I'm not just Peter Parker.0:21Older, wiser, flyer.0:26Ha ha, let's go!0:28Whoa.0:29What?0:29is on your face.0:30How do you feel about it?0:31I mean, you look like an assistant coach.0:34Huh.0:35Final semester, MIT.0:37Oh, my gosh.0:38We're graduating in a month.0:39Who do you think is actually watching these?0:41Uh, I don't know.0:42Maybe someone.0:44Okay.0:44Well, bye, someone.0:45Bye.0:45We're done.0:46No.0:47Thanks.0:51I'll call you back.0:55Uh-huh.0:57Easy.0:59Hey, uh, also, you got any1:05Shark Fire energy?1:07Yeah.1:08Oh, no, no, no, I don't want any.1:11That stuff will kill you.1:12All my friends were drinking them during the finals, and now they're addicted.1:15So I'm gonna need you to not sell me any.1:19Memorize my face.1:21Please, do not sell this guy any Shark Fire.1:25Sure, whatever.1:27Actually, I'll take one.1:29last one maybe two and then never sell me any damn it1:59Yeah, yeah, it's now or never2:09So much for culture2:13Guys, appreciate you!2:15Yeah, man!2:17What's up, Dina's here?2:19I get the message2:23I love my lesson Tried to correct it I think I wrecked it It so impressive I love it2:38That's how my life is. You're good about it.2:44You're good.2:45You're good.2:48I'm pretty.2:52You mean a great. Take this.2:54Take this.3:25I think the message I like my message3:29I feel so good to talk to my best friend3:34God, there's like 50 people in our apartment.3:36Statistically speaking, that means at least two of them are sociopaths.3:39Which is kind of cool.3:44Nice flowers.3:46Oh, they're a housewarming gift.3:49Really?3:50Yeah.3:51Oh, okay.3:52Most people just brought beer and chips.3:53It's very nice.3:55I'm MJ.3:57I'm a...3:58I'm a...3:59Maynard.4:01Maynard.4:03Oh, you two don't know each other?4:06No, I'm a neighbor.4:08Friendly neighbor?4:13Sorry.4:14So, how was the interview?4:16I'm gonna go put these in water.4:18It was nice to meet you, Maynard.4:20Nerd. Maynard.4:22Smooth Maynard.4:22I'm sorry.4:23Did you go?4:25Please tell me that you went.4:27Yeah, no, I went.4:28And?4:29And I got the job.4:31Oh, my God, MJ, that's amazing.4:33I turned it down.4:35What?4:36Yeah, I don't want to work for some soulless corporation.4:39They're not all soulless.4:42Okay, they're all mostly soulless.4:44But don't you want, like, health insurance?4:46Yeah, of course I do.4:47But what cost?4:48Depends on your deductible.4:51Oh, you mean, like, your principal's?4:53Yes Sorry I don know I know it sounds cheesy but something is just telling me that I supposed to be waiting for something great you know okay um to uh waiting for something great waiting for something great5:09well the wait is over oh your new home dude this is top shelf just like you oh5:16Oh my God!5:18I'm gonna hide this.5:20The Hulk, aka Dr. Bruce Banner, is in custody,5:24currently being transferred to a psychiatric ward.5:27Oh, so sad.5:28After years as a peaceful academic,5:30the question the world asks today is,5:33what finally snapped?5:41Hey, I'm nearby.5:43Hey, I'm nearby.5:44MJ?5:47Uh, you're not gonna believe this,5:50but the Spidey Tracker app says that Spider-Man is in the direct vicinity.5:55Oh, yeah? No way, that's crazy.6:00Uh, Ned? Spider-Man? Spider-Man? Ned?6:03It's nice to meet you, Ned.6:04Hello. I'm not like a weirdo or anything.6:07He's a little weird.6:08Why, uh, why are you here?6:11Oh, I, uh...6:12I was on the subway platform.6:14for him, right? And she was on her phone.6:16Yeah, I got a little distracted and the train was coming.6:19And I just swooped her right up.6:20Yeah, save it.6:23Oh my god.6:26Why has that never happened to me?6:28So, what if you're6:29mid-swing and you decide6:31you need to pee? Do you just land on top of a6:33building? What? Do you drop down6:34the ground level and run into a coffee shop and you're like,6:36hey, it's Spider-Man, I need to pee. Or do you find6:38a rooftop somewhere? No, I don't find6:41a rooftop somewhere, Ned. Is this really what you want to be6:42asking him right now? Yeah, dude, come on.6:44You can ask me anything. You want to know how my web shooters work?6:47I mean, I already know how the web shooters work.6:49Is that right?6:50Well, there's obviously some sort of sheer thinning fluid6:53that is cycling within a chamber, right?6:55So it can keep its liquid form.6:56And then when you activate it by pressing on the triggers,6:59it runs through a Teflon turbine,7:00and then it hardens when it interacts with the air.7:04Right?7:06I mean, not exactly, but...7:09Okay, okay, well then tell me what's in the web fluid.7:11I would guess something like a long-chain polymer.7:15Nylon?7:16That's pretty close.7:17Okay, okay.7:18What about Nomex or...7:20Oh, Kevlar.7:23All right, then.7:24Keep your secrets If you referring to the incident with the dragon I was barely involved All I did was simply give your uncle a little nudge out the door7:36Solid reference.7:38Ooh, Banh-me time.7:40You ordered Banh-me's?7:41I ordered five Banh-me's. We have Spider-Man in the apartment. He's gonna get fed.7:48Sorry about him. He's just like very excited that you're here.7:51Are you kidding? It's like the most fun I've had in years.7:54I really miss you guys.7:58You guys really do look like best friends.8:00What do you mean?8:10You should tell him.8:12He can handle it.8:14Yeah, I know.8:18Um...8:20When she was inhabiting you on the rooftop,8:28she kissed me, and I kissed her back.8:32Because I thought it was you, but I didn't know.8:35And I'm really sorry.8:38I just thought you should know.8:42Thanks for telling me.8:46I mean, it's not like I remember anything anyway, so...8:50Really?8:52Yeah. It was weird. It was like one second I was sitting at my desk,8:55and the next second I was lying on the street.8:57I don't know, like a light switch went off.9:03So you don't remember anything?9:06No, why?9:07Metzger said he remembered thinking about someone named Sarah,9:10but what you're saying is that you don't remember anything at all.9:16I mean, yeah, it was instantaneous. That's what made it so scary.9:20He lied to me.9:25I heard you caught Leshy.9:27Yeah, her name's Jean Grey.9:28I need some help determining the size of some potatoes.9:31Potatoes? I think that's my widow.9:33I think Metzger lied to me about a name.9:35Can you see if there's a connection between Jean and someone named Sarah?9:39Hmm, these potatoes sound meager.9:43Oh, wow, that really is your office.9:45Well, well, well.9:46Internet, government records, and a lot of data related to Jean Grey9:51has been scrubbed by damage control.9:54Data about what?9:56Her sister.9:57Wait, Jean has a sister?10:00Hmm. Sarah Gray.10:03Also a telepath. Damage control took her into custody.10:06For study and observation. Wow.10:09I mean, you can probably guess what they mean by that.10:11Experimentation and other human rights violations.10:13Mm-hmm. Yes, exactly.10:14Wait, who are you?10:15Hi, Ned Leeds. Big fan.10:17Hi!10:18I'm sorry. Uh, get out of here.10:20I'm just so happy that the sad man has friends.10:23Uh, thanks. I owe you one.10:27Good luck, Spider-Man.10:30She was just looking at her.10:46Tonight, all eyes are...11:00Hi.11:19Uh, hey.11:22Oh, oh, uh, flower guy, right?11:25From the party?11:27I'm Peter.11:28Peter.11:29Okay, hello?