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0:00What is this about?0:07This isn't about you.0:12Eat somewhere else.0:13I fear it.0:14Do you know how many times the health department has closed this place down?0:18Ah, brain freeze.0:20You know what brain freeze is, don't you?0:22I'm being serious.0:23So it permeates the roof of your mouth and freezes the synapses in your brain.0:28It is! Okay, try it. Whatever you're thinking about will get frozen in place.0:32Answer until your synapses have melted.0:35How many people are guarding the timekeepers?0:39Hey, how long have we been best friends?0:43You know you can tell me anything, right?0:44So why won't you tell me how many people are guarding the timekeepers?0:47I remember, I know this place.0:49You're just tired.0:51How do I find the elevators?0:54They're gold.0:58Projection timeline.1:03All finishes to armory and project the timeline.1:23Hey!1:28I've really got nothing else better to do.1:33Are you sure you're a Loki?1:35You're in my way.1:43Oh, you get to be the timekeeper.1:46Hey!1:48Come any closer and I'll kill him.1:56Get off my leg!1:58Ah!2:00Goodbye, variant.2:02It's not working.2:06Just give it back to me. You don't even know how to recharge it.2:09No, low-key.2:10So you're just fully a magician then.2:14Where did you send us You idiot This is Lamentous One The moon that planet is about to crash into and destroy2:22Get off here! Watch out!2:25I don't know where you hit that Tempag, but if you blow up, it blows up and then I end up blown up!2:29Now? Oh god no!2:32I didn't need your help!2:42What's he doing?2:48What are you doing?2:49Because you're a magician.2:51What do you propose instead?2:53Listen, neither of us is getting off this rock.2:55You have it hidden.2:56Cut it out.2:58Okay, yes.2:59I'm not going to get very far.3:00Because you need me to get that thing recharged.3:03Or we could just...3:04Good for me.3:06The plan you interrupted was years in the making.3:10Turn that ten pad back on.3:12I'm going straight back to the TVA to finish what I started.3:15I'll kill you then.3:18Where are you going?3:20There's power somewhere on this moon.3:22We just need enough of it to travel through interdimensional time and space.3:25Jeez.3:26There's a town near here.3:28And can you shut up?3:29Just because I have to work with you doesn't mean I want to hear your voice.3:32What part of imminent death confuses you?3:35Don't call me variant.3:37Brilliant.3:37It's called an alias.3:38Yeah?3:39What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?3:41Yeah?3:42Well I'm not you.3:43Can we get on with this now?3:45I'm just checking the coupling, making sure it can connect.3:48Okay, hand it over.3:50Pitiful.3:51I'm not giving-3:52Then don't give me your tech-savvy ideas either.3:55I've passive power source, not a nightlight.4:05We need no harm, we assume.4:07Which one was that? Diplomacy?4:12Don't.4:14Just want to ask you a question.4:17Something like that would have enough juice to repower the Tempad.4:20Come on, let's go.4:22Have you said anything about fighting?4:24All your plans are more fighting.4:25Not this one.4:26I going to enchant a guard have him lead us through the crowd and if anyone gives us any trouble whether or not there a fight is entirely up to them like someone with a shit plan It a great plan4:43Okay.4:45I never sit with my back to a door. Just sit down. FYI that wasn't even a plan.4:51Plans have multiple steps. Dressing as a guard and getting on a train is just4:56doing a thing. Oh, you're a bit tired.4:59I can't sleep in a place like this. No, I can't sleep around untrustworthy people.5:06But you feel free to take a nap. I'm not gonna waste my time rooting around for the5:10tempad when someone taught you fairly decent magic.5:18What was she like? Are you sure she was your mother? No, I knew I was adopted. I mean, I5:26I mean they did eventually.5:28I barely remember her.5:29It's blips of a dream at this point.5:33And it all seemed impossible.5:34But she told me that one day I'd be able to do it too because...5:39You wanna see?5:43Not bad.5:44Sounds like she does.5:46I taught myself.5:47I did.5:48Really it'd be easier if I just shh.5:49Well then don't ask.5:50No I'm good thanks.5:51She was in love.5:51Love is hate.5:54Love is...5:54Piss off.5:56So, on this...5:58Yeah, there is actually.6:00Managed to maintain quite a serious long-distance relationship with a postman.6:04Well, people are quite willing in the face of certain doom.6:08It was only ever just to keep me going.6:10How about you?6:11Would-be princesses?6:13Or perhaps another prince?6:15Real.6:17Love is mischief, then.6:19A power source to a civilization's only hope.6:22We should rest.6:23Alright.6:26I'm a dancer, a boss, and a dancer.6:28When she sings, she sings, come home.6:30When she sings, a boss, and a dancer.6:32I'm a dancer, a boss, and a dancer.6:34When she sings, she sings, she sings, home.6:36These storms fart a fear.6:38Over is free at time and frame.6:42And then, when it.6:45Oh.6:46You drunk No I very Where your uniform We meant to be laying low I think something happening6:56Don't be an arse. I saw some people looking at you weirdly.6:59It started when I spent my entire life running from the omniscient fascists you work for.7:03Hey, change of subject.7:08It isn't real. Love is an imaginary dagger.7:10No, terrible metaphor.7:12Stay cool.7:13It's gonna be fine for us. Here they are.7:16You're not serious, man.7:29Clown.7:30You got drunk on the train.7:32A lot more than you, I assure you, but never at the expense of the mission.7:39Yes, it did. You should try it sometime.8:01I don't know, you broke the temper.8:04So what, we hijack the Ark and make sure it gets off this moon?8:10Okay.8:11That's a pretty good life.8:14Yeah, that's not how enchantment works.8:16Doesn't matter.8:17You know-8:18Thanks for the tactical advantage.8:20Okay, fine.8:21You want to know how enchantment works?8:24I have to make physical contact and then grab hold of their mind.8:28Control, but they're there too.8:30In order to preserve the connection, I have to create a fantasy from their memory.8:34A soldier from the TVA.8:36Her mind was messed up. Everything clouded.8:39I had to pull her memory from hundreds of years prior.8:41Yeah, she was just a regular person on Earth.8:44A regular person?8:45That's ridiculous. They're all variants.8:52Just go!8:55I've got it!9:00Sylvie, come on!