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0:00BELL RINGS0:04Butters?0:05Oh, hey fellas!0:06Butters, are you using Facebook to fuck with our superhero franchise?0:09Ummm... Nope.0:13Butters?0:14Butters!0:15Yes, fellas?0:16Dude, listen, we don't have time for this.0:19Right now, Netflix is buying any show that people pitch them.0:22We have a real shot at starting our franchise,0:24and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay?0:26We have movies planned for the bad guy!0:28You mean like Suicide Squad?0:30Yes!0:31Suicide Squad sucked!0:33Butters! Butters! You can't just make stuff up about us!0:36People are thinking it's true!0:38Look, fellas, you have a right to be on Facebook,0:40and I have a right to be on Facebook.0:42And sometimes that's gonna cause a little... chaos.0:45Gotta get to class.0:50Dude, what a dick!0:53If we don't find a way to stop him,0:55we're never gonna make any money, you guys.0:57It's been a rough few weeks, baby.1:00The girls are still mad about being trolled1:02on the school message board.1:03Parents are all freaking out about the election.1:05And I tell you, you're glad not to be living1:07in this country right now.1:08Butters I sorry but I told you not to Skype me anymore right But Charlotte I love you I need you You can break up with me I have to stand with my girlfriends Oh my god I can believe they got to you1:20Those slinky snakes in the grass!1:22Who?1:23You know who! The girls at my school!1:25They all broke up with their boyfriends and now they got you to go along with them!1:28This is a time when women and girls have to stand together!1:30So then it's true! You're all snakes in the grass!1:33Every last one of you!1:35Oh, Charlotte? Are you there? Honey?1:38Guys, I've been thinking this over a lot.1:41And we need to be more active in showing the girls we respect them.1:45There's a big girls volleyball game tonight, and we should all go and show our support.1:49You really think that's going to make a difference?1:51I do. We need to show the girls that all boys aren't the same and that we are willing to change.1:56Well, why don't you shut the fuck up, Kyle?1:58All I've been hearing about the past few weeks is how this is our problem.2:01How boys need to change. Well, I'm getting pretty sick of it.2:04Everyone else seems to be able to be proud of who they are, but not us.2:07And then we got Uncle Kyle here telling us the girls are right.2:10Butters, this is a war on all of us.2:13You wanna listen to Uncle Kyle? Go ahead.2:15Pretty soon they'll be locking us all up.2:17And don't think you're safe either, Tweakin' Craig.2:19Just cause you're gay doesn't mean you aren't looked down upon for being boys.2:22The world wants us all to feel shame just cause we were all born with wieners Butters you need to calm down No We tried doing it your way Kyle We tried doing what the girls wanted us to do and where did it get us Nowhere Right2:35It turned us against one of our old knights would have been!2:37What happened to Aaron Cartman is the girls' fault, not ours!2:40That's true.2:41I'm done feeling guilt.2:42I'm a boy, dagnabbit.2:43And you know what?2:44I'm proud of my little wieners!2:46Mark my words, the moment is coming when you all need to decide.2:49Are you with your kind, or are you with Uncle Kyle?2:55Hey, hey, Butters, can I talk to you?2:59What do you want?3:01Do you remember an email I sent you a few months ago3:03after I saw the new Ghostbusters movie3:05in which I might have said something to the effect of it totally sucking balls3:08because women aren't funny?3:09I don't know, Eric.3:11I just need to see exactly what I emailed you, Butters,3:13and then I need you to email me saying what an awesome prank that was3:15emailing you Ghostbusters suck balls when actually I told you3:17it was really funny several times in person.3:19No, I'm not doing anything for you.3:21You're a traitor.3:22A traitor?3:22Yeah, boys and girls are at war,3:24but you go and kiss your little girlfriend's ass.3:26Whatever happened to sticking with your kind?3:28Sticking to my kind?3:30You guys broke all my stuff.3:32Because girls drove us to break all your stuff, dumbass.3:35If anyone should be pissed at chicks, it's you.3:37But no, you've got your bitchy little girlfriend3:39pulling your strength now Please do not call her that Butters I really like her Oh God listen to you Nae no calling nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae You changed Eric You really changed Now get the fuck out of my house3:56Hello!4:03What are you doing?4:04Go and pee!4:05I mean, what are you doing calling my girlfriend funny?4:08You better back off!4:09You don't even know her! You haven't spent any time with her! You're just saying it! How do you even know she's funny?!4:15Well, cause you keep telling everyone she is!4:17Butters, Heidi is everything to me! If you try and take her, I swear to God I-4:21Eric! Eric! Trust me! I want nothing to do with girlfriends!4:26I know what girlfriends do.4:29They make you feel the happiest you ever felt.4:32Then they crawl up inside of you and poop on your heart.4:36What are you talking about?4:38That's how it ends, Eric. Girls get you to feel for them, make you think they're the best thing in the world.4:44And then they leave, move on to the next thing, and you're left there crying, with your heart covered in poop.4:51Not Heidi. She's different. She's really smart, and really funny!4:58Sure, buddy. Sure.