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0:00Evil takes a human form in Regina George.0:03Much more than that.0:04She's the queen bee.0:06The star.0:06Those other two are just her little...0:08...to assign someone.0:09Is he bothering you?0:10Jason, why are you such a skeezer?0:12She's not interested.0:14Do you want to have sex with him?0:15So it's settled.0:16So you can go shave your back now.0:18Sit down.0:20Why don't I know you?0:22I know what homeschool is.0:23I'm not retarded.0:24So you've actually never been to a real school before?0:26X over 100.0:27And then you...0:28Whatever.0:29I'm getting cheese fries.0:30Get in, loser.0:31We're going shopping.0:32A doll I never had.0:33I'd never...0:34Do you think I'm an idiot?0:35Not yet.0:36Who's calling?0:37Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood.0:38I have her test results.0:39If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it's urgent.0:46She's not going out with anyone.0:53Wow, your house is really nice.0:56I know, right?0:57But I made them trade me.0:58I made them trade me.0:59My pores are huge.1:00Ew.1:01What do you guys look?1:02Stems.1:03Mom?1:04Could you go fix your hair?1:05Still have to.1:06That's funny.1:07Put that in there.1:08I know your secret.1:09Oh god, bust it.1:10Just start apologizing and crying.1:12No, play it cool.1:13Secret?1:14But wait, aren't you so mad at Gretchen for telling me?1:19Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and1:24no other girls can say anything about it.1:26The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and...1:28Yeah, you're not getting school to make.1:30I know. Didn't anybody tell you?1:32I know she kind of socially retarded and weird but she my friend so just promise me you won make fun of her That crazy Why would I break up with you You so hot The South Beach fat flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours1:48This isn't even...1:49Katie, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy, pushback.1:52Regina was dangling Aaron in front of me on purpose.1:57Your face smells like peppermint.2:06Why were you talking to Janice Ian?2:11I...2:12She's so pathetic.2:14And I'd be like, why are you so obsessed with me?2:17Vintage!2:18So adorable.2:19That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.2:23Biatch.2:24Love ya!2:25Gretchen, switch sides with Katie.2:27And right now you're getting on my last nerve.2:29Switch.2:29Switch.2:29You hate math.2:39Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.2:42It's not going to happen.2:47It's all in, like, Swedish or something.2:55Did he say why?2:57Somebody told him about Shane Omen.2:59I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.3:05Gretchen Wiener.3:06What is happening to the world?3:11It won't close.3:13It's a five.3:14Katie, all I've been eating are these calteen bars. They suck.3:17Well the calteen bars Ma do you have this in the next size up I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something I mean nobody votes for her3:27She's not pretty.3:28I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever.3:30The Spring-Fling Queen is always pretty.3:33I mean, the crazy thing is that it should be Karen,3:35but people forget about her because she's such a slut.3:40I'm sick.3:41Boo, you whore.3:43Is butter a carb?3:45Whatever. Those rules aren't real.3:48Because that's what's disgusting.3:52These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.3:59Fine.4:00You can walk home, bitches.4:03That's where you're going, fat ass.4:09She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me?4:11Who does she think she is?4:12You're right.4:15What is this?4:26Why are you eating a coltine bar?4:27I'm starving.4:28Man, I hate those things.4:30Coach Kerr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.4:35What?4:37They make you gain weight like crazy.4:41Motherfucker.4:42is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met.4:52Do not trust her.4:57She is a fugly slut5:20Fat whore.5:21There's only three girls in the whole school who aren't in it.5:51Can I just say that we don't have a click pro-5:57Oh my god, it's a dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.6:00So, I had her pretend-6:03Oh god, and we-6:04Oh shit.6:05God, I guess it's probably because-6:07I don't care-6:11Do you know what everyone says about you?6:14They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me.6:18Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent.6:20You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy-6:24Then there was Miss Norbert.6:27The outcast never running with mascara eyes.6:33I see the-6:34That it ain't no-6:39This way, there's the man that I don't-6:42Finally, Girl World was at peace.