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0:00Um, r-rick? Is this?0:03You guys don't do anything small, huh? I'm surprised he hasn't-0:06Alright, here we go!0:08There it is.0:08Wow, the wife guy! Dead wife Rick!0:11I'll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit.0:13I'm gonna fucking kill you.0:14You brought two Mortys with you?0:16What, they're your cheering section?0:17We brought ourselves, asshole!0:19Honestly, wife guy, I do miss when it was just us.0:22The only two Ricks who actually invented portal travel.0:25Anyone else keyed up to arrive later? Like your car?0:28I can see why you hate him.0:31And she sounds like our wife.0:33Like in a fucked up robot way, but that's definitely her voice.0:36You sentimental little fella.0:38Right, good instinct. I would've tried that too.0:46I upgraded this thing, by the way.0:47The new version can fire more than once.0:49So now I can erase your whole family, one by one, until you finally learn your lesson.0:54Which you won't, so then I'll kill you too.0:58I'll do that the old-fashioned way.1:01Okay, family killing time. Let's start small.1:05Still family, though.1:06Where am I? Two Ricks? Where's my wife? I was just with my wife!1:10Uncle Slow!1:12What the? Uncle Slow? Slow Mobius?1:15Yeah, this one hurts me, too.1:28Oh!1:30Ah!1:32God, the worst possible time to use his powers just made the death happen slower.1:39I'll kill you!1:58I not Oh my God2:20Oh, my God.2:50Oh, uh, original grandson.3:17This is super weird.3:19Obviously, we're both trying to kill each other.3:21Oh, geez. Nice to meet you, I guess.3:24So, do we...3:25Should I just get this over with, or...?3:27Oh, grandson!3:33Shitty, Grandpa.3:34Oh, why am I wearing an eye patch?3:38And wait, did we switch shirts?3:41Yeah, thanks for the assist.3:43Rick, we did it!3:45Evil Morty caught him!3:47Rick? Rick?