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0:00The0:04the0:07stop spam me shut up holy fuck holy fuck am I talking to a wall now man0:17I have people have to be fucking with me we're doing schedule one on Tuesday I0:28I tried to fucking update the game, dude.0:31I log in.0:32Nothing's different.0:34There's a fucking 300 out of 1,000 cartel level scale.0:37We're gonna look at it Tuesday.0:39We're gonna revisit that shit.0:41Because I don't wanna fuck...0:42Oh, somebody redeemed.0:42Don't get mad.0:45Shut the fuck up about the music!0:49It's only 1440.0:52And 720.0:55Fuck!0:56FUCK!0:58It's in his fucking drawer!1:03It's not in the drawer!1:07It's not in the drawer!1:10Check the drawer?1:12Oh, oh, you think it's in the drawer.1:14Oh, maybe it's in the drawer.1:20Oh, maybe it's in the drawer.1:22Oh, wait!1:23Oh, wait!1:25Oh wait, it's not in the drawer. Let's relaunch the game for the fucking1:3085th fucking time if it resets me back to the grocery store. I'm quite in the game1:39Yup, it's done1:43That shit's garbage1:46That shit's garbage1:49That game's ass1:51Holy fuck!1:53That game is so fucking dick That is the worst game I ever played By far by far I hate you I hate you Nate you a piece of shit bomb fuck about to play a2:10fucking three hour movie game we're already three hours in the stream birth2:13of the three set of the one left or out sorry2:22Stop telling me what to do, please.2:26Please.2:27I didn't need you to refilm this for the 50th fucking...2:31I already refilmed it nine times.2:36Fuck.2:38Your game sucks.2:40Your game sucks.2:42Entire life.2:43They're going to be the most annoying people to talk to.2:45They're not going to fucking understand what the hell they need you to fucking change.2:48They're going to make you refilm the ad nine times.2:51Why do you work with them?2:52because you already signed a fucking contract.2:57And then they try to fucking get out of the contract3:00and not pay me.3:04I will fucking, I'd go to court over this shit.3:07I'd fucking lose money just so I could fucking,3:10just so I could fucking never pay your ass3:12and we'll both lose money on lawyer fees, you fuck.3:15Oh my God.3:17Like, I did the shit, I did what you want3:19if it didn't work, tough shit.3:22Because if I say a company specifically, then they'll be like,3:24Cease and desist.3:28I got one, by the way, the other day.3:30Cease and desist.3:32On a TikTok that I made four years ago!3:37Four years ago!3:39When I was in high school!3:40How did he drop that?3:44Cross it!3:48Questions.3:49What is the point?3:50I'M MOVING BOXES INTO A HOUSE, YOU STUPID SHIT!3:55OH MY GOD!3:57I sorry I crashing out Hey YouTube audience It seems as if my Twitch chat doesn understand the fucking premise of the video today4:08It seems that my Twitch chat's actually just trying to recommend any free-to-play game.4:12It's free-to-play Steam games, right?4:16Not Fortnite.4:17It's not a part of what we're doing right now.4:20It's like they're kind of just recommending anything that's free.4:22Minecraft isn't free-to-play, you fucking dumb cuck.4:25Somebody in chat just recommended Minecraft.4:27I'm not playing this game.4:33Yo, yo, free to play or not.4:35If you're a game dev and the first task is to individually carry fucking 15 objects up and down stairs with a fucking map.4:44And you're trying to build fucking tension in a goddamn horror game.4:47That's the worst shit ever.4:50What?4:51What?4:54Oh my god, what the fuck? How do you how do you put?5:04Are you fucking kidding me?5:07You're supposed to defend me with your fucking light5:24BABLOOOOO! BABLOOOOO! BABLOOOOO!5:29What the fuck?5:31Fucking bullshit.5:33And, and we're gliding all the way back down here.5:39YEEEESSSS! YEEESSSS!5:43I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT! YEEESSSS!5:46I'm like, fucking Sisyphus, bro, just fucking punch me in the nuts and kick me all the way down to the fucking bottom of the hill again.5:52Yes! Yes!5:54Yo Bray you the worst teammate I ever had in my entire life bro I sorry Team up Team up You so bad You so bad I hear you on my6:08Are you playing me on your TV?6:10AHHHHH!6:12AHHHHH!6:20I can't hear you.6:22What? What? Sorry what are you saying?6:24Yeah, just fuck me.6:28Just fucking grab my head.6:30It's ground pounded into the fucking dirt.6:33Oh my god.6:34He just fuck.6:36Jackie, thank you for the four.6:37Don't mean to sound rude.6:38Can you please look at the unbanned recourse when you get it?6:48Now I gotta check if I fucking updated my drivers.6:53Oh, nope.6:54because Twitch, they updated the drivers yesterday.7:00My God.7:02Why are we releasing a beta mechanic that doesn't work?7:07Oh, well, that's why it's in beta.7:09But then why am I using it?7:11So you can know that it sucks?7:14You know it sucks.7:16Oh, hey, everybody, we got 2K streaming.7:19Oh, that's awesome, man.7:21Let me stream in it.7:22Oh, you guys can see me.7:24Like, fuck, man.7:27Beta?7:28Don't fucking release the beta if the beta doesn't even work.7:33I know it's a beta.7:34I know it's a beta.7:35But a beta should at least, maybe an alpha.7:38A beta, I can't even fucking do the update.7:41I didn't get the update.7:43I'm in a beta.7:44Fuck.7:45My fucking drug dealers are just getting jumped and then randomly deciding they want to stab me.7:51And that doesn't do anything.7:52It's a glitch.7:53It's a really bad one!7:55It's a really bad glitch!7:57It's a game-breaking glitch!7:59That's not a beta problem!8:01That's a game issue!