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0:00To me.0:02Hello.0:03Do you work here?0:06Guilty.0:07Can I help you find something?0:09Paula Fox?0:10It's a good choice.0:11I feel weirdly validated.0:14Are you not wearing a bra?0:17And you want me to notice.0:19If this was a movie, I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks.0:26And you're Joe?0:28Goldberg.0:30Everyone calls me Joe.0:33Are you?0:37The one. I believe that. I try.0:40She broke my heart, Beck.0:42She really did a number on me.0:48Nice. Too nice.0:50Thinking subsidized school housing?0:53Jesus, it's like you've never seen a horror movie.0:56Or the news.0:58By 10 you're at campus to T for the first time all day.1:03Okay, I keep telling you it's nothing.1:05Also sounds condescending.1:07Seem like the genuine article.1:10Keep the change, man.1:17Hey, let me up.1:19Uh, Beck, who the fuck is this?1:22You fall for the wrong men.1:25Bad men.1:28I mean it's pretty late Pac, I don't know.1:40Getting a Hection.1:42Even the lovebirds made up.1:44Yeah, yeah why not?1:46The most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless.1:53So they need people like us to protect them.1:58Keep away from my girlfriend's kid.1:59I'm sorry, but he was out here and he could hear everything in there.2:05There are scary people in the world, Beck.2:08That's why it's important to be safe.2:15And why I have to do what I'm about to do.2:19Did you know the law requires gas leaks to be investigated?2:22I've been learning a lot since I met you.2:24Hey Beck you left the door open again and I thought we said we weren going to do that anymore I was careful to call the gas company I even do your laundry2:36...to sleep with me.2:38No, I can't report him. That's not how it works.2:41I'm not worried. I've seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting in jams like this.2:46And that peach is the worst.2:50Rise to answer the door, but he's not there because that sound is coming from inside you.2:55I was considering this with my new friend, Mr. Bat-Shit Homeless Guy, when the second luckiest thing this week happened.3:02Could it really be?3:04It feels like I'm dreaming.3:10I'm not.3:12I bet you're too drunk to be alone.3:14What if some sicko had followed you down here?3:16Connected.3:18So please shut up!3:21Give me your hand.3:22Hey, I don't want to sound like a stalker, but...3:26I think I know you.3:31Oh, right, right, of course.3:34It's okay, I have a pretty bland face.3:37No, you don't.3:39I do think I'd be happier if I was stupider.3:42But then the world wouldn't know your poetry.3:45How do you know I write poetry?3:52What was your last name again?3:55Goldberg.3:57Where did you come from, Joe Goldberg?4:00I grew up here.4:04Of course.4:06Here's what I learned this week.4:10You gotta be precise and use exactly the force needed.4:19Hey, man, I'm thinking maybe...4:22I knew I'd need, but hey, handy.4:35Not a criticism.4:36God.4:37Recipe in Moonjuice Cookbook, cooked cosmically for body, beauty, and consciousness.4:40Kill me.4:41Sounds great, Ethan.4:41The girls in my class won't stop talking about.4:46There's...4:47Should be right up here.4:48Confession.4:49I have no idea.4:50That's right.4:51Home soda.4:52It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up.4:54Is it Do your investors know you do heroin So bottom line you never even read on the road But glad to hear you take her seriously5:06You see this hardworking writer chick.5:09I want you to know if I wasn't about to be late to see you, I would beat this guy bloody for the way he talks about you.5:18It's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything.5:20We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, he was missing.5:23Already booking our next date.5:24Jesus Christ, if you want to, why would I want?5:30Three.5:31Let me out of here!5:33Let me out of here!5:35You psychopath!5:38Is this Joseph?5:40Joe, am I just texture here, Beck?5:43I'm Joseph.5:44Just, just Joe.5:49Hey, Joe.5:51How you holding up?5:53Having fun?5:54Joe?5:55I know that voice.5:56Joe Goldberg?6:01I'm sorry.6:08And once I tell you, I'll know your worst secret.6:15Hey.6:19And?6:21Let's talk about something first, though.6:22What you said about Beck?6:24Basically, being a gold digger.6:26If it was between me and you, Benji, honestly, I would roll the dice.6:30I would.6:34But this is about her.6:41Say, things are looking pretty good.6:44Already handled the optics on social media.6:46Portrait of a dude hard partying his way off the grid.6:50Knee deep in before I realize he's uncircumcised.6:53Joe is still amazing.6:54A maybe?6:56I'm a maybe?6:57And you're still screwing other guys?6:59Beck, how did I miss this?7:01How did I read this so completely wrong?7:04Maybe this is your process.7:05Nobody buys the first pair of jeans.7:07I'm not a maybe.7:08I'm the one.7:10Undivided attention on you, Beck.7:12On us.7:14So, I'm gonna need a few supplies.7:16Hey, Joe.7:20Thanks, Pac.7:22You read my mind.7:24Yeah I know all about it Wontbeck Is that the guy you looking for7:35No, I just mean, should I get the queen or the king-size bed?7:39Your bedroom isn't big enough to fit a king.7:41You're right, it's too...7:45How do you know that?7:51I guess I read that wrong.7:55You make a good apprentice.8:03Well.8:09Firestarter, twine, burlap, wood stakes.8:12Sorry to have taken up your time.8:14Good luck with the garden.8:16Thank you, officer.8:17People, they're easy to fool.8:19Like these cops.8:20I'm the nice straight edge guy, so there's nothing to worry about.8:23People believe whatever supports their world view.8:26Unfortunate when you're trying to date someone.8:29I hate this generation.8:31It's our comfort food.8:33Was all this for nothing?8:37You want to know me, Beck?8:45And I'll show you exactly who I am.8:50I want you to meet my friends. I do.8:52But this...8:56This right here. I can smell the bourbon from here.9:03What was that? Eight seconds?9:11You never said that to Benji.9:13And look what had to happen to him.9:17Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere...9:20You really are capable of keeping a...9:23Just goes to show you what a good Christian house...9:29Jeff?9:33Hey.9:34What are you doing here?9:38Oh, I mean, yeah, as in...9:40Wait, I thought it was a race.9:42Didn't I win?9:43Play Mario Brothers.9:45And I, uh...9:46It was next door.9:47They had that sunfish.9:50I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck.9:56I won't.9:57Sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist, you know.10:00These girls are even more tedious in person.10:06Do you run everything you post by peach first?10:12What video?10:16I've got a bad feeling, Beck.10:22It's hard not to stare, right?10:25Roger keeps it tight.10:27And for some, it may last longer.10:28Touche, bitch10:31Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run just hate themselves10:34I want a punisher for coming between us10:37But I can't, I'm not that guy10:39I'm an understudy10:40Is a myth, why the hell did I take up jogging again?10:44I'm in hell, Beck10:45And there's, um10:50No way10:53Peach log10:54Jesus, Beck10:58this whole thing.11:01Joe does have a point11:03just in case anything happens.11:06It is pretty great.11:07And I remember11:08this is why I took up jogging.11:15Hi.11:18Look who is here.11:20You play the gormless ne'er-do-well11:22and yet.11:22And yet.11:23It was you.11:28Hey, how long is she gonna stay here?11:30I understand.11:33They let her out of the hospital pretty quick.11:36I won't let it happen.11:38I need a new plan.11:39I'm glad you are all here for me.11:42It's war.11:46Hey, Joe!11:58I was robbed.12:01Have you had anything to drink this morning, mister?12:03I need to think or it's game over.12:07I'm sorry, Spencer Hewitt.12:12I hope he's going to bone me.12:13I wish he'd lube up and get on with it.12:18I wasn't planning to break in,12:20but if you're going to leave the back door wide open...12:28I not leaving this bed Look at that How dare she invade your privacy like that12:37It's perverse.12:39God, I have to pee.12:46I have to do something.12:4980% of gun accidents happen in the home.12:51Long time no see.12:52Sure feels like it.12:59So much the ringing in my head is music.13:02Hey!13:06I don't have you, stupid.13:08I'm not cheating on-13:22Joseph?13:52You're right, people won't change.14:03And that will be all the validation I need.14:05I'm going to head out.14:08Just text me if you need anything, okay?14:12Yeah.14:14I can stay as long as you want.14:16We're just two dudes, you know, shooting the shit.14:19You haven't mentioned her since the funeral.14:21It's been over a month.14:22and we were at...14:23Right?14:23Yeah.14:25Don't get me wrong.14:26There's nothing wrong with going to therapy.14:28It's just...14:29About what?14:30Look, this is uncomfortable.14:33I've been having really vivid dreams about Peach.14:38I'm sorry about that.14:40It's not your fault.14:41It's just...14:43her face.14:44It's...14:45Do I know you?14:48Did you?14:49I need this.14:52It a crime Are you following me Answer me right now Were you following me15:05No, no, no. I was in the neighborhood. And then I... I saw you.15:10God, stop lying.15:16Therapist.15:17I'm creeping with him.15:18Who's the fox?15:19What?15:20The fox. The fox, Beck!15:25Peach, Benji, they left me no choice.15:27They were dangerous.15:31I was wrong about all of it.15:36The only thing I wasn't wrong about was loving you.15:42So, I'm letting you go.15:55Screaming how I can't live without you.15:59Well, take a look.16:01Of course no one mentioned you were coming.16:04The last time I saw you in that shirt.16:06She's not dying.16:07She's just...16:08Get out the woods.16:09Feel better soon, okay?16:11Who's he?16:12Is she okay?16:19More than you realize, Beck.16:25Never again.16:26This is it.16:27I'm gonna change.16:29I just need a little while.16:36Candace!16:41Candace!16:43Oh, I see you.16:49They signed in the bridge, and you got yourself a hit on your...16:52Did you want to bump?16:55Yeah, yeah, well bro17:15Nicest thing anyone's ever given me. Thank you17:25Okay you heard me right He thinks Candace is dead And that I had something to do with it You know Jimmy was convinced that I was a Russian spy17:41I killed him someday was a mistake.17:44Loving Candace.17:47Forgetting Mooney.17:48Trying to help Claudia.17:50But what all of that has taught me...17:52Everything goes to shit when I don't follow my instincts.17:58I can make it right.18:01Please, we're family, man.18:03They don't deserve this.18:09Coming to him.18:11This, Beck, is between me and you.18:13Hi.18:19Answer me.18:21Answer me!18:22And look at what you've done to me.18:28What I did.18:30You dig into my past.18:32You dissect my life.18:34You paint me out to be this monster.18:36Someone who could hurt people.18:37Who could do terrible things.18:39But who is the monster here?18:41Really, who?18:49Move.18:50Bec, I'm sorry.18:53I just, I didn't, I didn't want you to freak out.18:55No, I am locked in a glass cage.19:00Temporarily.19:01How long are you going to keep me in here?19:04If this is just temporary.19:06Oh, honestly, I haven't thought that far ahead.19:12Fuck.19:14You're not listening.19:15Hey, not today, little man.19:17Hey, look at me.19:18Are you out of your mind?19:19What do you think you're doing?19:20Hey, I caught this punk trying to steal a gun from the register.19:23Okay, all right.19:24It's not loaded.19:25Oh, it's loaded.19:26I'll handle it.19:26This is not a toy.19:28I know.19:28I'm not dumb.19:29I think you are.19:30I think only an idiot tries what you just pulled.19:32I know why you want a gun, Paco.19:34Even if you don't kill yourself with this thing first, the second you use it on Ron, your life is over.19:38That is the definition of dumb.19:45That was wrong.19:48How did I...19:49You say you're a writer.19:52What if you're not the one?19:55Who the hell are you?19:56I'm the only one in this city.19:58Who cares about your son, apparently.20:00Why do you do this? Why do you protect the man who does this to you over your child?20:04Over and over you're his mother mothers are supposed to protect their children from men like him20:10You don't need a concerned neighbor bursting in here and blaming me for my own concussion20:17Should I be worried are you following me hey Ron?20:30Yeah, I lied. I cheated. But I didn't stalk you. I didn't hit you. I didn't kill people. I didn't do any of this.20:41There's not a line in the world that I wouldn't cross for you.20:46I didn't ask you to swoop in for me.20:48You did. Your life was a mess.20:49Yes, but it was my life.20:51When Mooney locked me in, I learned a big lesson.20:59Hide his spare key so he can get out of the goddamn cage.21:04Well, hello there.21:09Who are you?