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0:00But I do best.0:07Hey, freak.0:09This is a closed practice.0:11The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.0:54Terrible0:56Everyone would know i failed to get the job done0:58Ophelia is the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family.1:06It's so...1:07Wednesday always looks after.1:09I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.1:12Actually it was two kids, but who's counting?1:15It's a pentagon.1:17That's when first like Wolf Val suggests you pick up some noise-canceling headphones.1:21Enid, you're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate.1:24She eats human flesh totally chiled down on that kid. She murdered you better watch your back1:30Quite the contrary actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets I1:37Find social media to be a soul-socking void of meaningless affirmation1:43Silence would be appreciated. This is my writing time your your followers are clearly imbeciles1:49When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind.1:55Rope, shovel, hole.1:57Got the mud.1:58She's been smothering me with hospitality.2:01I hope to return the favor.2:03In her sleep.2:05Statement in your application.2:11And you must be the self-appointed queen bee.2:14Interesting thing about bees.2:15Pull out their stingers and they drop dead.2:17Winner draws first blood2:20Oh I looked up and I saw that gargoyle coming down at me and I thought at least I have2:43an imaginative death.2:44Then you tackled me out of the way.2:49Hello, Thing.2:53I wish you luck.2:54It's easy. I think that this is a waste of time.2:57My personal philosophy is kill or be killed.3:00Never bring a knife to a sword fight.3:04Therapy is a valuable tool to help you understand yourself.3:07You build a life that you want.3:08I know the life that I want.3:11Tell me.3:13I sent her a thank you.3:15I've always been open to constructive criticism.3:18Would you mind if I used the powder room first?3:21Preparing myself for our uncomfortable journey.3:24A drink is for people who hate themselves and know their lives have no real purpose.3:35Of course.3:36The native tongue of Machiavelli.3:37I'm going to fix your coffee machine.3:39Then you're going to make my coffee and call me a taxi.3:41I wanted to decapitate my dolls more efficiently.3:45Wednesday.3:47I'll sweeten the pot.3:50I'll make it 40.3:54If the buckled shoe fit, I never found one that could handle me.4:01Spent five years in the Tibetan monastery.4:04Was he a monk?4:06Prisoner.4:07Is this your father?4:09He's dead.4:12Broke his neck.4:54No I don really feel better There just something wrong about this place Not just because it a school5:05It's one of the great Adams family mysteries.5:09We all die alone, Enid.5:12Why are you crying?5:17How would you like your single room back?5:22Are you still willing to help me escape?5:25You see that sad lonely woman over there?5:31I'm not used to people engaging with me.5:35Come on, we don't have time to explain.5:37But you're in danger.5:47As much as it pains me to admit you were right, Mother,5:49I think I'm going to love it here.5:55Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.6:00I think Miss Adams is half of what you see.6:04Clearly.6:04At the Harvest Festival, I wasn't sure what happened.6:06Which leads me to believe I've been losing my mind.6:10It's not nearly as fun as I had anticipated.6:14I do like stabbing.6:16The social part, not so much.6:18I'll pass for the imagination impaired.6:23May I go now?6:24No sin to you.6:25Anyway, let's get this audition over with.6:28Uh, what are you?6:29Alto, soprano, or just loco?6:35A note only dogs can hear.6:39It's insects.6:49Don't sulk.6:50I go for quality over quantity.6:52change the ecosystem6:54read the word of this to anyone and i will end you shocking7:04no i consistently stalked my parents then he proceeded to use his telekinesis to try and7:13choke me to death i came out here to find something that can prove he was murdered and7:16I haven't lost my mind yet like the deadly flower7:22Like two inmates sentenced to life on the same cell block I Secretly enjoy it I like to win Is that so wrong I want to humiliate Bianca so badly that the bitter taste of defeat burns in her throat7:36OMG, you look perfect.7:39Only thing, where are your whiskers?7:42Ask again and you'll be down to eight lives.7:45For the record, I don't believe I'm better than everyone else.7:50Just that I'm better than you.7:55Thing.7:58You didn't tell me it was a dark, vengeful spirit.8:03Congratulations to your favorite world.8:07My mother and I are two entirely different people slash species slash everything.8:10To live or die8:21is definitely my kind of party.8:26Who dares reach our inner sanctum?8:29You can take the mask off, Biantha.8:31And just like that.8:32Wait, I preferred you with it on.8:33Wow, do you guys even have a bedtime?8:35Kid died.8:36But we have a lot of wealthy alumni.8:37Can you believe it?8:38I freed myself five minutes ago.8:40It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.8:43Wednesday, don't worry about that.8:45As long as you promise to hang me as a witch afterwards.8:48Tracking down the monster that killed your former roommate.8:50I mean, this journal is like, what, 30 years?8:56More like you or diabetes in a box.8:58How do you mind?9:00Remember what happened the last time you did this dance?9:05Lucas.9:09You said Hummers stick together.9:11It's a fake.9:13I don't know who Etsy is, but I doubt she was an outcast settler.9:18And this display case was already open.9:22Dad has to clear it out every couple weeks.9:23I can eat Girl Scouts for breakfast.9:26Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.9:30Dang a hand here.9:30I'd rather dye my hair pink than ask my mother for advice.9:35I usually serve it warm with a s-9:48There was nothing our town couldn't achieve.10:00The people in the town!10:09Those emails and people in the town!10:10My hands are clean.10:12Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.10:18You're going to be late.10:20Five more minutes.10:22I was just getting comfortable.10:30Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.10:36Fetch your smelling salts.10:38Again.10:39Who is scared?10:40Produces a...10:44He's hiding something.10:49Suppose every artist needs a muse?10:52Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.10:55Wednesday.10:58It goes into your eyes, perhaps?11:03Would you?11:09Would you possibly consider-11:11Neither did I.11:13Lightning could resuscitate.11:16What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?11:18I'm going to see Gelbin. I'm not stuck.11:21Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.11:25Call me crazy Wins I guess give me a call Not one word Show me What were you doing out here11:40When I was painting.11:41You asked for concrete evidence.11:43That's it.11:44Good guess.11:53You look.11:55Unrecognizable.11:55A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze.11:58I could say the same.12:00That's a shame.12:01I brought my pocket maze.12:03Enlighten me.12:05Hey, you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.12:25You better show up12:27Jungle land, I'm a beast12:31You better show up12:33The worst part, honestly I wish I cared a little more12:37That's him physical12:39That's him physical12:43Oh, weeeee12:45Oh, weeeee12:51They couldn't even spring for real pig's blood12:53It's a little pig's blood.12:57It's only pain.