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0:00You and me, outside, now.0:09I don't want to do this, man, but it's the only way.0:11You need to learn that words can hurt.0:13Drop, win, fight!0:15Your head is so big that you have to put your shirt on me first!0:19Big head! Big head! Big head!0:21Stop it! Big head! Let's cheat it!0:23Big head! You keep using the same move!0:25Big head!0:27Go it! Win!0:28Perfect!0:29Cross, go, fight!0:31You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest the judges said no professional!0:35You're so dumb you put stamps on your emails!0:38You're so short that your head smells like me!0:40Your brain's so small that your thoughts have it back out!0:43Your cheeks are so big that people don't know which end of you they're looking at!0:46Your face is so greasy that people put on weight when they look at you!0:50So bold that when you take a shower you get brainwashed!0:53You're so...0:54I got nothing!0:55I got nothing!0:57You're so chubby, the back of your head looks like a pack of weeners.1:03You're tough!1:04Wait a minute, pause.1:06V-Cat! V-Cat! V-Cat! V-Cat!1:09Okay, I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.1:13You are not my brother!1:16You are just a peck!1:19Blue-Fru-Lex!1:21Ahhhhh!1:23Ultimate combo!1:31Faster!1:37He's gaining on us!1:39We need to go faster!1:41Yes! We made it!1:51I love you!1:53Eugh!2:01Darwin! Darwin!2:03Darwin, where are you?2:05There you are!2:06Ah, man!2:07I'm Vogue.2:08I have no idea what you just said, but hey, what about me?2:11Hmm, you look like a-2:12I know.2:13Well, it all started at Swim Club.2:17Well, they will give him some odd jobs.2:20Okay, so what are we gonna do?2:22Oh, don't worry your pretty face about it.2:24Leave it to the professionals Now there clearly some evil mastermind behind all this Overseeing his plans in a secret lair stroking a cat Uh I got you little fella I will always be there for you2:37This one, let's go.2:38Hey, coach! Did you get a game last night?2:40You're not in the team water section.2:43Go Elmore Ducks!2:45Woo!2:49Hey, Carrie, I think we really nailed that song last night.2:51We're totally gonna win the Battle of the Bands, man.2:54You're not in a band. I'm not in a band.2:56I bet you couldn't even give me the name of a band.2:58Yeah, like Germany.3:01Woo!3:05Hey, that's my cousin.3:06Ah!3:11Watch out!3:16Watch out, world!3:17There's a new cat in town, and he's called...3:24School's over already?3:28Oh, Zach is fine.3:30Are you sure?3:31Because Zach is...3:31That's because Zach does what he wants.3:33Sorry, but who exactly is this Zach?3:35I thought he'd be like Gumball, but with a shorter name.3:38No!3:38Gumball's a loser.3:39Zach is the man.3:41Zach doesn't ask.3:42He takes.3:44Dude, what are you doing?3:45Zach doesn't have to explain himself, because he smells so good.3:49Zach, listen to me.3:50Zach doesn't listen.3:51He he he.3:52All right, you're on.3:53But please everyone, this is a family outing, so let's play fair and try to have a little fun, okay?3:58Okay?4:21Ah!4:22Strickly Mew Hoon!4:23I can't take it anymore!4:25Chill out, dude.4:26It's only me.4:27You were right!4:28That French giant is evil!4:30Look, if we stick together, we can beat Mom!4:32All we need is a little time to come up with the plo-4:34Beat Mom!4:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha!4:38Here's my book!4:39Ah ha ha ha!4:47Okay, I think we're safe here, buddy.4:50Darwin?4:54Go on without me I not gonna leave you No No Just go Thank you Darwin5:08I'm out of the game!5:10Sorry!5:12Right.5:12Let's end this.5:17Looks like you led me right to it.5:21Enough!5:22I have won!5:23The game is over!5:24Not until you've shot me. Then you'll finally join me and be a winner.5:30I don't want to be a winner!5:32I'd rather be a disappointment to you than live like this.5:35I'm sorry if I upset you. Please, just...5:40Did you just try and shoot me in the back?5:44No.5:48There! You happy now?5:54Boom! Shaka-laka-laka-laka-maka-laka-kaka-jaka-flocka-daka-laka-haka-boo-yah!6:03Okay, man-muffy. I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!6:07I'm not gonna make it!6:10Yeah!6:16Not for long!6:17Well, my friend, looks like you brought a stick to a bazooka fight.6:21What the what? Stop messing with my memories, you sheep!6:24Pock!6:24Huh! Cheek this!6:26Cheek this!6:27Wee!6:30Poppers should oxidize the-6:32You know what your problem is, Carmen?6:33You're not even doing an experiment.6:35You're just following orders.6:36Where's the innovation?6:38How can we be expected to discover new elements6:40if you're so concerned with playing by the rules?6:43You're forgetting the element of surprise.6:46Wait, what did you put in your beaker?6:48A dash of the unexpected,6:50a drop of the unforeseen,6:52and a pinch of the unpredictable.6:54Koppong!6:55I take back everything you said! You're a genius!6:58Thank you, giant melted poodle meatball thing.7:01You're right, my disgusting friend.7:05This warrants a celebratory buggy.7:07Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!7:10I know, Tong-Fu.7:13Show me.7:14I have studied the martial ways of the social justice warrior.7:19Fight me in an argument if you dare.7:20perish under the sword of my self-righteousness.7:23We really need our help Wait no My powers Wait Stop What are you doing I if your story is true politics is a hero this here7:55Hey, watch this!8:10Not bad.8:12Dan, I'm the one who's getting picked on!8:23Then forget everything I said.8:24Let's nail this guy!8:28Come on, man. You both know this is just posturing.8:30Yeah, but I thought you might bite if I...8:31We'll tell you the story!8:34We'll tell you the story another ten times!8:37Hey, stop!8:40You see, Darwin, it is important to choose the right tools for the job.8:44Why not a chainsaw?8:45Slow down there. We don't want to make a mess.8:48What we need is a clean cut to the stem.8:51Ha! You sad conformist drone! Ha! You sad conformist drone!8:57That's right.8:59Okay, now we have to figure out whether you ride goofy or regular.9:02I do feel kind of goofy right now.9:04I'm talking about how you stand on the board, dude.9:05Do you lead with your left foot or with your right foot?9:08I believe all feet were created equal.9:10Ugh. Okay, which foot do you ride with?9:12What?9:13I don't wear a suit or a stupid tie.9:16I dress with my eyes closed and I still look fly.9:18It looks like you got a leg dance plan from a wiener dog.9:20Oh yeah, well you-9:23And when I don't have a comeback, it always cracks!9:26We enjoy it while we can, we enjoy it while we're kids, we enjoy it while there's still time to make the most of it!9:31I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby, it's called baby fat!9:34That's how my mama likes me, and I don't need to worry about the calories I ate,9:38cause I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate!9:42Too far!9:43Imagination, we're using it right now to escape the situation!9:46Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things.9:49Like being a ninja dentist or a wizard cop with wings.9:51We can find a shark barricade with a sword made of swords.9:54Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards.9:56Seeing all new water castle in the sea walls made of crystals.9:59Saving mermaids on the shore.10:00People using golden laser pistols10:01Hunter the universe and our power spaceship10:03Go back in time and teach caveman how to get away10:06Don't need to worry about our future plans10:08The college superpowers robot arms10:10That's a substitute for knowledge10:11It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west10:13And for me to keep hoping that there's still a chance to grow a chest10:19We enjoy it while we can10:20We enjoy it while we're here10:21We enjoy it while there's10:22New time10:23To make the most10:24The VIIIIT10:25I'm a serious actor, I don't audition10:27Oh, you want a headshot?10:28How's this for a headshot?10:33Oh!10:33Of the world!10:35If you vote for me, I promise you a seven-day weekend in state-issued mobility scooters.10:40I'll replace the water supply with soda in the sidewalks with conveyor belts.10:45And I'll make pizza delivery the fourth emergency service.10:50This!10:50I think we all know where this is going, so let's just skip to the end.10:53Um, are you sure we're gonna be okay?10:59So, uh-oh.11:00Hey, don't worry, man.11:06I got the solution right here.11:07What are you doing?11:08Kirsten, no more than a drop.11:10What's the problem?11:11Two square?