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0:00It's poison!0:03It's a package from my family back home and contains nothing of consequence!0:07Oh? All the way back home?0:10Alright, alternate plan!0:11I was trying to spare you, but my undergarments are inside.0:15Oh, I'm sorry.0:18I suppose I can let you off with a warning this time.0:23You mean it?0:25But first, tell me which shop you purchased these from.0:28Hmmmm...0:29Huh? It's not like that! I want to learn more about their printing techniques!0:33Hmm... No. I'm sure that's the reason. I'll write it down.0:38How goes the child rearing?0:41I'm glad we don't have to castrate them. I've misspoken.0:47You're fine. There's no need to worry about it.0:50Hello. Having fun?0:52Master Jin-shi, don't let them see your face.0:55Oh, right. Please tell me it all worked.0:57Indeed.0:58As if he couldn't do this himself.1:01What's that?1:03Did I just say that out loud?1:05I love it.1:07Wait, where's your signature sti-1:13What will you, uh, do with them?1:18I'll have you know all my plants are super interesting.1:21Even if they grow on corpses?1:23It's not as if they literally grow on them like the caterpillar fungus.1:27Huh? What is it?1:31Please forgive me. I got a little too worked up and acted without thinking.1:36You sound like some deranged pervert making excuses.1:39White tea.1:40I told you I wanted it watery.1:43For men, it is known to decrease their virility.1:49What a look Guess he didn find that funny I don care much for this I leaving You eat some I will thanks2:02Come on.2:02Hold still!2:04I'm pretty sure I crushed a frog when I fell.2:07Huh?2:09A frog?2:10Absolutely.2:11It jumped on my head, making me lose my balance.2:14After we fell, it must have landed on you.2:16Uh, that was actually a...2:18A frog.2:18Smaller in size, aren't they?2:20Right now.2:21This season, they're known to be decently sized.2:24Just decent?2:26Yes. End of story.2:27It was a slightly engorged amphibian.2:29There's no other explanation.2:31Why are you wiping your hands off?2:33Even I have to admit, frauds are pretty gross.2:36You know, with all their slime.2:38Sorry? Who are you calling sli-2:40Well then, goodnight.2:45Wait!2:46Don't you dare close this door on me!2:48We're not done talking!2:49I said returned and I meant it.2:53Return.2:55Mau Mau.2:56Don't go making plans.2:59I'll make sure.3:00I shall take my leave.3:07Huh?3:07Why's he here?3:12Go on, ask.3:13My, such a brazen request.3:15And what do I get?3:17I won't be able to sleep3:20What a crime3:28You lose beauty sleep3:29That's right3:30And my work will suffer because of it3:32Well we can't have that3:34Suggestions?3:38I have a bad3:39Pretty good reflexes3:42That is unless you sold it off of course3:45I still have it.3:47For now, anyway.3:49Too much.